“I put a parental lock on your laptop.”
“You can’t do that! I’m an adult!”
Life on Mars
college au otp prompts based loosely on my college experiences:
“i tried opening a bottle of wine with scissors and cut my hand really badly and you went to the bathroom to pee and found me bleeding all over the sink and i probably should have gotten stitches but we improvised” au
“my friends found a shopping cart on campus and they were pushing me down hills in it and it got out of control and you were just walking by and i hit you im so sorry fuck im stuck in this cart i cant help you up im sorry you’re cute im sorry” au
“i got in a fake fight with my friend and you are the RA from the floor below and you walked upstairs to see what all of the noise was about and saw me pinned to the floor and shouting and you weren’t sure whether to call someone or not so you half-heartily tried to break us up and i accidentally punched you in the face” au
“we were both drunk and our friends ditched us and we were wandering around campus by ourselves at 1 am and ran into each other at a gazebo and i dont know you at all but this seems like a good time to have a conversation about the meaning of life” au
“we just met at a party and we didn’t really want to talk to anyone so we concocted an elaborate plan on how to steal all of the food in the room and it was going great until you spilled salsa all over me” au
“our squads were both really drunk and we ran into each other at 2 am and you asked if we wanted to play whiffle ball so we did and i tackled you to prevent you from getting a home run and then we just stayed on the ground for a while” au
person A: *has spent, like, 98% of his time trying to show B how much he loves him* person B: you like me?…..i had no idea… person A:
When I fall for you, I don’t need someone there to catch me. I need someone there by my side falling with me and embracing me through the impact, never letting go: even though it may sting, even though we may crumble, even though we may never come up for air again. So fall with me. Take a deep breath and fall in, my love.
S. Renea (via rewriting-the-world)