Character A: *freezes Up, Squirming Nervously In Place*

vergil omorashi headcanons

this is what i spend most of my time thinking about, so this is what im gonna talk about 🤷

this guy 😈😈

this guy has extreme incontinence issues i can feel it (or im projecting, but no one has picked up these traits quite like he does)

first of all yknow how easy it is to just be born with incontinence? you wouldnt notice til a little above potty training age but its so simple to just be genetically predisposed to accidents; and then on top of that he went through insane childhood trauma at the age of like 8, effectively stunting him from growing out of it

his bladder isnt small, or even weak, per se, it just has problems. so hes able to exist for a good portion of his day without any worries, only having to use the bathroom like 3-4 times on an average day, but when that urge kicks in, its usually a good hour or more late, and sometimes thats enough that he simply doesnt have the time to find a bathroom, or do much else but try not to wet himself, of course in complete futility.

and you know how he reacts to all this? by pretending it doesnt exist. he acts like hes got completely normal bathroom habits despite not even being able to properly gauge how bad he has to go until hes way desperate.

he spends enough of his life alone and away from society that it takes quite a while for this to pose any real issues, but that doesnt mean all of his life, and it is one of the first things about him that people who spend an extended amount of time (or just the right wrong 5 minutes) around him learn, and usually the last, as well

he doesnt think about any of it at all during 90% of his day, but beats himself up endlessly from the moment he feels the need to go, until hes either able to resolve it, or it resolves itself. hes got a very firm belief that he needs perfect physical strength, and that includes his bladder capacity, he believes he should be able to hold indefinitely, which is extra hard on him when he can barely hold it for any time at all. for the same reason, hes not very squirmy, having the tendency to lock up as opposed to bouncing around, partially not willing to admit he has to go, and partially not willing to admit that its bad enough to take precedent over literally anything else.

god forbid he has an accident (it happens kinda regularly), he actually does not know how to process it, and becomes incredibly hostile toward any privy parties, though not outwardly violent. mostly he snaps about acting like it never happened, threatening painful death upon anyone who acts differently, and then just goes on to actually acting like it never happened.

quick side note, dante does not have incontinence issues. not to say hes never been caught short, or isnt a little irresponsible when it comes to taking personal breaks, but he has a normally functioning bladder, unlike vergil. as kids dante was incredibly supportive and protective of vergils issues, but upon being separated, he kind of assumes theyd be grown out of and doesnt think about it past childhood memories (which tbh he prob doesnt think abt much anyway)

to say hes shocked to see vergil hasnt seemed to grow out of them at all (despite his efforts to hide it) is an understatement. the first incident, theyd probably be engaged in battle with each other, and dante manages unexpectedly to knock vergil off balance. the fight ends there, as it becomes clear to dante that something is very off, and hes too concerned abt his brother for any dmc plot to drive him to continue fighting. after a short moment dante realizes that vergil is, in fact, in the middle of a complete accident, to which he cant help but laugh, with a teasing remark. this whole event cuts vergil pretty deep, but he ignores it as per usual, and dante brushes it off as well, figuring vergil was simply caught short, with unfortunate timing; but he does reminisce on similar events from their childhood, for the first time since then.

when it happens again, in a situation a little less forgiving than being actively engaged in battle, it starts to turn gears in dantes mind, and it only takes a third time for dante to fully understand the extent of the issue at play. hes no longer nearly as supportive as he used to be, but thats only because he quickly learns that bullheaded stubborness plays a decent part in vergils struggles; and he still is some - because he knows its not all his fault, and hes also still incredibly protective when it comes to prying eyes, or even vergil beating himself up, which he does, a lot.

for some reason the only place i make any visual dent is on my omo blog lmao.

what does that say abt my character? am i only unique and interesting when it comes to piss bc seriously oof

ngl ive been thinking abt omo a lot recently tho and i think a wonderful time to spontaneously come back would be at the ass end of omovember lmao

been doing a lot of non-omo personal growth sooo

its time to revert and regress to grimy piss goblin for a while, yeah? lets see how long ill be here for this time

i just kinda developed a really cute new artstyle and i also already drew smthing rlly rlly cute for it but like,,, im trying to use the very distinct style for non-omo things and the post i made for that got lots of attention so i cant use it here :c

i wont post it here but maybe some day ill get over caring what ppl think and be ok with mixing my mainstream and my omo (thatd be a cool persona i think ?), but until then this isnt really anything but saying that im thinking abt omo bc im also not gonna be posting anything else either at least for a bit bc the dmc anime drops tomorrow 💀

helpful people are so 🥺🥺

when they spend so much time helping others they dont even realize theyve been ignoring themselves until theyre halfway through a task and cant focus anymore because they really need to pee, but they cant step away, so theyre just desperately trying to fumble to the end of what theyre doing

maybe theyre trying to be discreet about it, or maybe theyre potty-dancing in place like a madman whenever they get a chance to stand still, either way they brush off any comments that might be made by anyone else, insisting that it doesnt matter because they cant step away

they are moments away from finishing said task, at this point just thinking about booking it to the nearest restroom, when someone unaware of the situation comes in, and asks them to help with something else when theyre done with that

maybe theyre so jumbled they agree without realizing, or maybe theyre peeshy or something, so they cant find a reason to say no, despite being near wetting themself, but they end up getting stuck in this new task, unable to convince themselves to not be helpful, if even for a quick 3 minute bathroom break

theyre surprisingly composed at this point, sheer willpower and drive the only thing holding anything at bay, but despite managing to achieve the task before them, theyre a visual wreck.

shaking, trembling, squirming, clenching their thighs, squeezing their fists; theyre barely even potty dancing at this point because the movements would be too harsh on their bladder. its clear to anyone, if theyre paying attention, what the issue is

at this point maybe someone is nice enough to finally help them, and offers to take over for them, with a sympathetic smile

the idea that maybe someone else could be doing this suddenly rackets around their brain, and they just kinda stand in embarrassed shock, staring at the other person, and fumbling for words. that is, until their painfully full bladder spasms, reminding them of just how bad they need to go with a small leak, and they scramble into action, a mix of thanking and apologizing to the other person, as they put whatever theyre holding down somewhere (or give it to the other person), and bolt off without waiting for another response

of course, at this point, theyre past their limit, managing their way into the bathroom, but not getting much further than locking the door before the dam starts to break. a small but steady stream starts its way down their legs, but they continue on, undeterred, towards the toilet; although they forgo even attempting to remove their clothes, in lieu of dropping unceremoniously onto the toilet as their accident increases in intensity, still pouring down their legs onto the floor, despite their best efforts

...at least some of it made it into the toilet.

or maybe nobody offers to help them and they end up wetting themselves completely in the middle of what they had been doing, having to just stop and helplessly watch as their overstrained bladder finally relaxes, all over themself and the floor.

a character (char a) lives with a roomate (char b), and their schedules line up so that b is usually home long before a is

one day a gets back from wherever they were and is greeted by b when they realize theyre back. without responding, a continues to take their outside stuff off, having just set anything they were carrying down by the door. b pauses as they note the lightly strained but determined expression on a's face, and just watches mildly confused as they go straight past them down the hall, though understanding hits as soon as a turns into the bathroom, and they let out a small chuckle. they just kind of idle around there, as they had something they wanted to talk to a about, and are waiting for them to get out.

a, on the other hand, had just spent the better part of their day unable to use the bathroom for whatever reason (no time, doesnt like public bathrooms, etc), and is doing everything they can to make it the last few moments.

unfortunately, as soon as they step into the bathroom and shut the door behind them, their bladder gives, and they pause as they realize that they didnt make it. they just stand there, watching as urine pours down their pantlegs, and as it drips off and pools on the ground in front of them. once empty, they continue to just stand for a moment, before beginning to assess the damage, when a knock sounds from the door.

b, after getting bored of waiting for a to get out, had moved closer to the bathroom door, and immediately spotted liquid seeping out the bottom as soon as they got close enough. they pause, not really deliberating the situation, then knock on the door

this convo ensues (or at least similar):

"hey uh, (a)?"

"yeah?" (b definitely notes how close to the door a is)

"did you... do you need me to bring you anything?"

"huh?"

"theres,, uh, theres piss seeping out from under the door..."

at this a turns around and looks at the door, noting that they are right next to it, and that there is, in fact, urine seeping underneath to leak out the other side; and they respond with an "ah, so there is."

ok but something ive never heard anybody talk abt ever and they should

tourettes omo

or at least tics, i understand why it may be a touchy subject bc awareness and stuff but like as someone with tourettes can i just say

i get bladder tics

and theyre luckily on the rarer side but like, it is literally ill just be doing stuff and then essentially suddenly either actually just wetting myself, or so ungodly close to it as im fighting the waves of desperation accompanying the muscle spasms and its

actually crazy

but like could you imagine your fc who has ts or some other tic syndrome (ts au ? medication ? idk man) and theyre hanging out with friends just doing whatever or something like that, and basically they just start wetting themselves out of nowhere, leading to prying questions (good naturedly or not) about why they didnt go if they had to that badly

maybe theyre peeshy and this kind of thing is semi normal already; or they arent, and they then have to delve into explanations on the fact that either they didnt know/didnt have to go, met with varying degrees of belief, or that they did know, but they also were certain it wasnt near close to bad enough to have an accident yet, and maybe through rambling even admitting straight up that they literally just pissed themselves regardless of need.

or if they didnt even wet fully, anywhere from a rather messy leak that they cant hide, similar to above; to one thats smaller and less obvious, but maybe they freeze up in a really conspicuous way, still bringing attention to themselves, and maybe they suck at playing it off, or just have really pushy/concerned friends, or both, so they end up still having to admit to just having peed themselves a little, despite there being no immediately visble/no visible damage, and then try to explain that they arent in desperate need of a bathroom despite that

or maybe they are. maybe now their body is confused and theyre teetering on the edge of a full accident all of a sudden. and of course theres the constant worry nagging in the back of their head that theyll tic again and lose it the rest of the way, but also trying not to think about it for fear that focusing on it too much will make it happen, which is an entirely real possibility

not to mention any tics that arent actually their bladder, but help just as little, for instance, i get vocal tics but they arent often real words, so like,, invlountary whines and groans that have nothing to do with anything but sound so desperate, paired with jerky/restless movements that arent a real potty dance but at this point only the one ticking themselves can tell the difference; which doesnt matter much in the end anyway, as theres still a real chance theyll wet regardless

or someone who is actually rather desperate, and theyre trying to play it off for one reason or another, but despite their control in terms of potty dancing, they continually lose focus on their tics, which eventually simulate the same thing, and they keep drawing attention to themselves anyway

the absolute confusion and misdirection it causes for everyone else because no one can ever tell when they actually have to go, and eventually they learn that it doesnt really matter if their bladder isnt already completely empty (which only really lasts for like 5 min after using the bathroom if that, so)

characters who arent allowed to wear complicated outfits because they have a poor bladder

like theyre dressed up with friends to go out or something and one of them comments either lightheartedly or as genuine advice that maybe they shouldve worn something easier to take off, as theyre prone to accidents; much to the characters embarrassment, who now wants to prove that as long as theyre responsible they wont have a problem with it (whether they verbally insist that or just get flustered and silently resolve to is up to discretion)

of course, even if they are responsible, theyre out with their friends, and even the most readily available toilet is still not right there, and when they do get there, they suffer from a sort of latch-key incontinence before they can get their overly complicated clothes off, and end up wetting somewhere between the door and toilet, still mostly fully dressed, aside from maybe a single button undone, or single belt loop unhooked. they dont even bother to redo it, as it affects the structural integrity of their outfit absolutely none, and after halfheartedly trying to clean the puddle on the ground with shitty public toilet paper, they just wash their hands and leave, bracing themselves for the 'i told you so' awaiting them on the other side of door, which they absolutely get as they step out with visibly soaked pants.

now every time they wear something more complicated than basically one button, even if they dont get comments, they get questioning looks that they can tell are in reference to the effort required to remove their outfit

maybe they actually arent allowed to wear complicated outfits anymore, like, no belts, actually no more than one button, no overalls, no layered pants (like that shorts-over-leggings look ? nope), etc.

maybe one of their friends is a roommate, or maybe theyre just hanging at the characters house, but they absolutely refuse to leave until the character puts on something they can take off right away, and as much as the character argues, theyre usually the one to relent, to their dismay, since one, the others are absolutely right, as much as they hate to admit it, and two, its far less humiliating to just change and get it over with than to argue indefinitely that theyll be fine when its potentially not even true.

ok so guys so turns out

this guy

and this guy

are the same guy (same voice actor, at least in japanese)

and also that guy (the second one) is actually this guy, in canon (ik its a dif voice actor bc hes a kid here but let me leap)

ergo, rayne ames is a pee pants baby hehe haha

me when im not normal about any of my favorite characters

family road trip

silly fact: dante's not even first in line, he's actually last (with vergil taking up the front). he's just the only one still coherent enough to yell at nico through the door. the way things look; it doesnt really matter where in line any of them are ...

... wonder what they did to her ?