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my favorite genre is “kitchen sink” tbqh. yes i want your metaphysical space opera Gothic haunted house horror-comedy. yes i want your medieval road trip heist mystery. give me time traveling werewolves and noir detective robots teaming up to fight alien supervillains. i want this sundae with every topping in the shop

Made my day.

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The singular form of "lice" is "louse"

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

This broke my brain

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

Thing my brother actually said to me, before smoking weed

Alright, I'm gonna go get stony-bologna

How I feel about literally everyone

If you ever feel sorry for yourself just remember that I got scolded by the cashier at McDonalds’ because I was so socially awkward and couldn’t even speak when it came to my turn to order

Me if I had the capability to write a book or ever do. (Don't worry, I won't)