Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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True that yosayes on Ao3, true that.
mood
@i-may-be-an-emu
So this was a post I made a while ago... because pinterest couldn't load me any cute dress ideas and I really wanted to draw one of my OCs in a cute dress. So yeah my mental state is fine, and florida.
THE WORLD ISENDING GOD IS dE
aD NI~OTHEING IS EVERYRTHING AND I CANT FWHAY THE FUCK NONONOONONONONOONONO THAT IS NOT HOW T HIS WORKS IM PANICK ING DONT WORRY IT OVER SOMETHING STUPID BUT I DO THINK THAT INTERNET IS BROKEN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuckin forgot about this post
the answer was
Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"
Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.
Today's round,
Ricky Jamaraz, a talented indie music artist you can find anywhere if you wanna check him out.
*spends an hour researching calendar dates, doing weird math, and revising a huge part of my story*
Me: Wait, what was I doing?
Me: Oh, yeah!
*Googles where commas go in dates*
the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.
Reblog your sneeze sounds!
Is it just me or does early TV batman and robin give off the same vibes as the scooby doo gang???
I keep forgetting that when I was in like 4th grade I logged on to my switch to play with my friends and at the time I didn't have a mic so... ANYWAY- they guessed my gender and thought I was a boy and I just never had the time to type in the chat that they were wrong so I just dealt with it. But it like didn't bother me. In fact I kinda enjoyed it. And I was just like, "Hmmm, eh. I'm sure that's normal, and if it isn't then I'll just have older me look into it."
I wish I'd been able to find that one post about the person who procrastinated figuring out their sexuality because this story would go perfectly!
People talking about how Finn Wolfhard always plays a struggling queer boy in love with his best friend when they could be talking about how Ben Schwartz always plays struggling lonely blue ADHD boys.
I mean between Dewey, Leonardo, and Sonic it's pretty clear.
My first thought was, "Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"
it’s just me and my two little chin hairs against the world
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WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY FUN TIME!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"Man this existential crisis is great" - Me, because the depth these thoughts are gonna give my fictional oc is crazy
Guess who's sad? Sad again. Ozzy's sad. Tell a friend.
Yesterday's answer was He/They/It, as a few guessed.
Today we got:
Geminitay; A minecraft youtuber and streamer!
Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"
Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.
Today's round,
Ricky Jamaraz, a talented indie music artist you can find anywhere if you wanna check him out.
Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"
Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.
Today's round,
Ricky Jamaraz, a talented indie music artist you can find anywhere if you wanna check him out.
Yes, I too have that one homophobic friend you can't get rid of that hates you the same amount you hate them but we're both in the friend group so we just deal with it.
I'm like 80% sure he's not homophobic and is just a really bitchy closeted bi with homophobic parents.
sadly likes my own post in my despaired midnight state except it's not midnight.
THE WORLD ISENDING GOD IS dE
aD NI~OTHEING IS EVERYRTHING AND I CANT FWHAY THE FUCK NONONOONONONONOONONO THAT IS NOT HOW T HIS WORKS IM PANICK ING DONT WORRY IT OVER SOMETHING STUPID BUT I DO THINK THAT INTERNET IS BROKEN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
"stop posting butch and femme jack manifold"
no????
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
Instead of all being played by Saiki they're all played by his friends.
Kaidou as creativity
Akechi as logic
Hairo as morality
Mera as anxiety
Teruhashi as deciet
Toritsuka as intrusive thoughts
SAIKI BUT HE HAS SIDES LIKE THOMAS SANDERS
no, but thank you.
Sorry to break it to you, but it's not going to write itself. So you might as well get to work.
Man life is funny when you just stop giving a shit. Like you distance yourself. Act like you're not a human experiencing the fall of humanity, imagine ur an alien watching it. Watching them scramble to pick up the pieces they themselves broke.
However we got here I don't know, but for this metaphor let's say god's how. God is you in this metaphor. You've just placed your very fish hungry cat into a fish tank. The fish tank has to water but a multitude of fish. All the cat must do is eat the fish. The cat then grows a fucking hand and fucking fills the tank with water. Then when the cat cannot breathe it's shocked. It hops and skips for air and gives up because, "Well not much I can do about it; I mean I'm only a cat." The cat is thinking. So the cat just slowly fucking drowns. And you just stand there like,
And you're simply in too much shock to help your drowning cat and honestly the fish might be dead too they were out of the water for a while. And what the fuck is going on and why the fuck did your cat GROW A FUCKING ARM!??!?!?!??!?
Anyway so in this metaphor, God is you, the cat is humanity, the arm is economics and fossil fuel and colonisation, the fishes are earth and existence, and of course the water is the global issues we're facing.
The point is, if a cat growing an arm and drowning itself isn't funny to you, get rid of the water pussy. Get it? Pussy. It's a cat metaphor- Anyway! If it is funny to you then like just fucking watch! Like see what happens. I don't know!? Maybe the arm comes back and grabs a bucket. The funniest and most likely outcomes are,
1.) The cat just fucking sits down and takes it, slowly drowning with a care in the world. (We all die like the dinos did)
2.) The cat freaks out and pushes the fish tank over and it explodes into a million shards of glass. (Apocalypse senario)
3.) The cat stands up and steps out of the tank. (Moving planets)
4.) The cat drinks the water and then chokes and dies (We use our problems to cause more problems)
5.) The cat grabs a bucket and slowly dumps out the water. (We fix this shit)
Either way I'm rooting for 5 but I cannot wait to see what happens, especially if it's six. Oh six is the cat growing gills which is basically just the frog in a pot metaphor where we all just get used to the planet being on fire and not being able to breathe nice air.
Any bye!!!!!
MMMMM midnight thoughts hittin hard tonight bois, glals, and alienby folks!