Reblog If You're Shorter Than 5'8.

Reblog if this is true for your blog

My name is Jake and I like this definition for it.

why cant more people realize this?

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

school administrator: shit shit

high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

high school admin: fuck shit shit no-

high school boy: /explodes

Reblog if you're FTM transgender?

Looking for some new friends that I can talk to who can just help me get through this rough spot in my life where I’m not even allowed to be myself. If you reblog, I’ll probably message you and give you a virtual hug too.

I have to be closeted and pre-everything for a while until I can afford to move out of my parents’ house. They’re very transphobic and they don’t approve of me doing anything remotely masculine until I get my own place.

Reblog if you love John

It doesnt matter which one, just reblog if you love him

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.