When A Bird Hits Your Window Have You Ever Wondered If God Is Playing Angry Birds With You?

Reblog if you’re perfectly fine with anyone speaking to you through the new messaging system (not just mutuals)

there are lots of people who love you and your blog, don’t leave them out :D

My name is Jake and I like this definition for it.

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Sometimes I feel like giving up… Then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

TATTOO PSA

SO I HAVE NEVER ONCE SEEN A POST LIKE THIS. AND OBVIOUSLY TATTOO ARTISTS AREN’T GOING TO MENTION IT. BUT I FEEL LIKE THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

IF YOU ARE A RECOVERING SELF HARMER AND ARE PLANNING ON GETTING A TATTOO, YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR THE HEALING PROCESS TO BE VERY SIMILAR TO THAT OF CUTS. WHICH CAN BE EXTREMELY TRIGGERING.

THE SCABS ARE SUPER SIMILAR ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE GETTING WRITING OR FINE LINES. AND IT ITCHES JUST LIKE HEALING CUTS DO. I FEEL LIKE THIS NEEDS TO BE MENTIONED. NO ONE REALLY TOLD ME AND I GOT A HUGE REALITY CHECK THIS MORNING.

THAT IS ALL

Reasons Not to Kill Yourself

At some point, you will hug someone so hard that you cry and the two of you will feel as if you are becoming one person. Hold on a little longer.

There are so many books left to read and books left to write and, no matter what you may believe, your story is worth writing down.

The sun doesn’t shine some days but, when it does, everybody’s day is brighter because of it. Think of yourself as the sun and ask yourself where the earth would be without you.

Fireworks don’t display their colors immediately after they are launched. It takes time before their true beauty is revealed. Some things take time.

Some time in your life, you will hold someone’s hand and they will tell you that they love you or that they need you or both. You will begin to feel as if you were never broken.

Music.

Think of all the lazy Sundays or Wednesdays or any days where you decide to sleep in and stay in your pajama pants and fluffy socks all day.

For movie marathons with your best friend where you forget to watch the movies because you’re too busy catching up and listening to stories and bitching about all the people who the two of you can’t stand.

Sometimes creatures outgrow their shells and need to find a new one. Take a deep breath and find a new person or place to call home. This time, try considering your own body your home. 

Snakes shed layers of their skin Maybe you need to do the same.

Some lizards and starfish can regenerate lost limbs. What many people don’t know is that humans can do the same. No matter how much life hurts you, you will always grow back. 

Trees drop their leaves every single year but they always wait around for spring to come so that they can bloom again. Every year they come back stronger than before.

There are beautiful things in this world that you can’t even imagine. Mountains, rivers, canyons, auroras, oceans, landmarks, cities, people, etc. Do not end your own life until you have seen them all.

Reblog if you are NOT celebrating April Fools’ Day on your blog.

This means no pranks of any sort, just standard blogging.

If I am extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me or I can’t handle your shit. Have fun figuring out which.