Reblog If Your Name Isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

Reblog if you are NOT celebrating April Fools’ Day on your blog.

This means no pranks of any sort, just standard blogging.

Everyone needs John Cena in a tutu on their blog.

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

school administrator: shit shit

high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

high school admin: fuck shit shit no-

high school boy: /explodes

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

This blog does not support or endorse the cruel treatment of others. This blog is accepting of all people regardless of race, age, gender, sexuality, political views, or other major aspects of a person’s personality. As long as you respect the mun of this blog, the mun will respect you. However, this blog will not tolerate the following

sending anon hate

insulting other roleplayers

vagueblogging about other roleplayers

sending messages or images with the intent to cause emotional or mental harm to another rper

hate in any form: (ship hate, character hate, rper hate, OC hate, canon hate, etc.) It’s okay to state that you dislike something, but don’t be malicious about it. There’s a difference between saying “I don’t roleplay with X.” and “X is stupid.”

This blog pledges to abide by the preceding rules.  The mun of this blog pledges to be polite, kind, accepting, and loving of all who follow this blog, regardless of the differences the mun may share with another mun. Regardless of any differences, the mun agrees to be respectful as long as respect is given in turn. If respect is not return, the mun may block/report/unfollow the other blog. However, no retaliation via hateful words/anon hate will be made. 

REBLOG IF YOU'RE AN ARTIST!!!

Professional or not, no matter what art style, I wanna see how many artists are out there.

Reblog this if it's totally 100% okay to tag you in posts.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

My name is Jake and I like this definition for it.