IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????

high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????

school administrator: shit shit

high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP

school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking

high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????

high school admin: fuck shit shit no-

high school boy: /explodes

the best analogy for bisexuals i've ever heard

werewolf: i’m a werewolf person: ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though. werewolf: no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF

I’ve made some protective sigils against chain posts if anyone wants them. These have been created to negate the effects of these posts.

I’ve designed them so that they’ll protect you from harm even if you save them in your drafts, or download the images, but if you think they’ll help other people and you’re comfortable with reblogging them, you’re welcome to. They should also work against similar posts on other sites such as facebook, twitter, and email chain letters.

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Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

January 27 marks the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz-Birkenau, the largest Nazi death camp. 

In 2005, the United Nations General Assembly designated this day as International Holocaust Remembrance Day (IHRD), an annual day of commemoration to honor the victims of the Nazi era.

From 1940 to 1945, more than 1.1 million men, women and children were killed in the Auschwitz concentration camp. 90% of them were Jews. All were innocent. Today, we remember

Never Again.

trans boys are cute and unstoppable reblog if you agree

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.