Whatever, Go My Scarab

Do NOT get on his bad side

“barbara gordon getting paralyzed for the sake of bruce wayne’s development was misogynist, but oracle is a better mantle for her and she should still be a wheelchair user.” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks.

“she’s right,” they say. everyone turns to the 5th row, but no one is there. then on the screen behind me: barbara gordon herself.

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Here's a little idea I got for Bruce's boarding school days.

A lot of people have been asking for Bruce, Oliver, and Lex boarding school shenanigans in the media, so I'll entertain you lot with this small idea

(disclaimer: this is HEAVILY inspired by Black Butler's school arc as I recently just finished watching that season, I practically snatched their hierarchy and slapped it here)

Bruce came from a prestigious all boys boarding school, it thrived from its strict traditions, but other than that, it had a well knowns hierarchy. Because peasants weren't allowed to attend, juniors were given a role to be assigned to their own seniors to act as their Drudge, and Drudges do anything their assigned Senior tells them to do.

At the top of said hierarchy sat 4 seniors, the Prefect 4, also known as the P4. The P4 are Seniors hand picked by the Headmaster themselves to be in charge of the four dormitory Houses (the Red House, Green House, Blue House, and Purple House) and disciplinary actions.

And of course, if you realised where I'm going with this, Bruce, Oliver and Lex are one of those four chosen seniors. Idk about the 4th one tho, but one of my options are Lucius Fox. like Vincent Phantomhive from the anime Black Butler, due to loosing a bet, Lucius could be the 4th Prefect and be Bruce's Drudge at the same time, cherishing their relationship from school years and eventually staying by Bruce's side and follow Bruce into Wayne Enterprises.

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pokes you gently with art request stick. may we have some silly LOSA for the masses

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Have some Clownpierce complaining abt his feet hurting and wanting a piggyback ride!! This is their dynamic to me

THIS.

Okay, so we all know that bruce is like a big collector of everything, ¿right?

Like the man has a giant penny and a dinasor in his cave full of old superhero suits in exposition, he loves collecting trash.

Well, his kids do that, too.

Dick likes collec hoodiees and sweaters, like of all things, funny, fluffiest, colorful all kinds.

Jason collects books (we all knew), hard covers, signed, special editions you named he has it or would get it.

Cass is less cosistent. She likes to collect little things. Like pretty drink tapas and those kinds of things because it feels important for her all those little moments

Tim collect mugs, coffee ones, tea ones, all of them and have them categorize and also in a sistem to use them regularly all of them

Step collec labubus, and I'm not explaining why. She just love those Littles monster and she also keps her favorites in her purse.

Duke collec moster and enegy drink cans, especially the special edition ones, he have one od those walls full of cans.

Damian collects sketch books. He has a bunch of them all with different levels of use. Some of them are for different art styles, and other are just to make really aesthetic drawings to post in his secret ig acound

Bonus:

Alfred collects tea. And Jude, them based on oddly specific criteria the nobody understand and is impossible to figure it out

The Phantom Triplets open a cafe in Gotham

they all take turns as cashier so they can mess with Karens

Danny works as cook, Danny fills the food he makes with passion to give people warm feelings of home and love, while also providing motivation and confidence to do the thing

Dani is in charge of the coffee, filling it with energy and excitement rather than caffeine, effectively creating a healthy coffee, with all the good flavor, and wakefulness you want, and none of the bad effects as the energy wears off gradually

Dan is in charge of pastries and bread, he loves absolutely pounding the bread as well as rolling it out, it’s therapeutic, he fills everything he makes with just a little bit of rage so that the flavor can still be exciting every time you eat it

they are all very much gremlins, but also very nice, like a group of crows you befriended, they will absolutely rock the shit of any rouge that tries to attack their cafe or any regulars of theirs

They could also be the batfam’s favorites, or their worst enemies, cause they’re offering cheap, tasty, healthy food, and feeding the poor, but also refusing to elaborate on how

Red Hood loves them though, since they all hate the Joker with a burning passion, are doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, aren’t a front, and love to mess with Batman whenever they get a chance