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i think about this every day

how to draw a rat step 1: draw any shape step 2: congrats

did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually terrible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

au where everything is the same but the magnus archives episodes are titled like famous youtuber vlogs so at the beginning of every episode jonny has to dramatically & ominously say shit like WOMAN MADE OF WORMS TRAPPED ME IN MY FLAT FOR TWO WEEKS! Story time! and I DONT REALLY EXIST *NOT CLICKBAIT* and Q&A: FILMING A GHOST SHOW AND WATCHING YOUR SOUND TECH GET BEAT UP BY AN ACTUAL GHOST

we’re not gonna get away with this, are we

sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known

Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and

say things 

that aren’t true

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

how to train your dragon is just a viking au horse girl movie

i may not be a girl anymore but eldest daughter trauma is forever

some sketchdumps of The Magnus Archives from twitter. i’ve been listening to it a bunch while traveling / working, and it’s my new favorite thing + super fun to explore the characters when i take breaks. they’re still evolving in my mind as i go thru it but i think i’m getting there. spooky stuff next time i have ..time! (PS please no spoilers, im only in s2!)

i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just kind of popped up in the ocean randomly and sucked down giant ships to the bottom of the ocean and it was a big problem.

do you know how many recorded cases there have been of whirlpools sucking down large ships? zero. it’s never fucking happened in real life.

you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions

This is so funny to me?? People are so desperate to escape their families that it makes ao3 crash lmao

Jonah Magnus around the 1810s and 1840s because who doesn’t love a 19th century bitch

just learned that Im deeply compelled to draw Jon needlessly tiny

usa? you know that’s not real

i broke a can opener and that's how my day has been

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

never have i related more with an image then this

(from my french textbook, which lines up with the levels of misery)

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

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