I Love This More Than I Should

I love this more than I should

So a couple weeks back @theshitpostcalligrapher had this card that was perfect. It was something i say all the time, so i ordered one from her shop.

It arrived today.

etsy.com/ca/shop/WitchsGrove

Now i just need something to display it in.

More Posts from Paradoxf0x and Others

4 years ago
Kate McKinnon Is The New Relatable Gay Meme, I Don’t Make The Rules
Kate McKinnon Is The New Relatable Gay Meme, I Don’t Make The Rules
Kate McKinnon Is The New Relatable Gay Meme, I Don’t Make The Rules
Kate McKinnon Is The New Relatable Gay Meme, I Don’t Make The Rules
Kate McKinnon Is The New Relatable Gay Meme, I Don’t Make The Rules

Kate McKinnon is the new relatable gay meme, I don’t make the rules

4 years ago
(Credit To CollegeHumor For Making This Wonderful Trailer)

(Credit to CollegeHumor for making this wonderful trailer)

An Enchanted Map

it shows you a map of an area of your choosing in any amount of detail but every time you use it the DM plays the map song from Dora first. it plays in-game too.


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4 years ago
SEA What I Did There?

SEA what i did there?

4 years ago
“Annie Are You Okay? Are You Okay, Annie?”

“Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?”

“No, I need help with question seven.”


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4 years ago
Prosecution: Your Honor, The Defendant Has Been Scamming People Into Buying Fake “immortality Elixirs”

Prosecution: Your honor, the defendant has been scamming people into buying fake “immortality elixirs” for years!

Defense: Objection! Your honor, the defense requests the prosecution specify exactly how many years?

Prosecution: Gladly, your honor. As you can see from the arrest records submitted into evidence, the defendant has had the audacity to continue committing this felony for 148 years!

Judge: I’m sorry, did I hear that correctly? The defendant has been selling immortality elixirs for 148 years?!

Prosecution: Yes, your honor, the earliest documented arrest was in 1886.

Judge: It’s 2014.

Prosecution: Yes, your honor.

Judge: And you don’t see anything weird about that? Anything at all?

Defense: In light of this stupidity, the defense demands the immediate release of my client followed by a drop of all charges and would like to file a lawsuit against the arresting officer for slander.

Judge: Yes. Right. Bailiff, please release the defendant. Oh, and bring me any of the elixirs taken into evidence.


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4 years ago

hah, witch! why you mad? because my eldritch blasts severely and yours don't?

4 years ago

Edgar Allen Poe: There’s a body under the floorboards, it’s heart beats to the sound of your guilt.

Everyone else: umm...

Edgar Allen Poe: The raven knows your name, it knocks on your window, quoting forevermore.

Everyone else: You okay, bro?

paradoxf0x - Here Lies My Brain Vomit

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4 years ago

Group projects be like

I asked you to “sign me the fuck up”, not “assign me the fuck-up,”


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6 months ago

One of, perhaps the funniest conversations I’ve ever had:

Me: *explains double incision top surgery and why nipple grafts are necessary*

My dear friend, a cis woman: So do you get to choose whose nipples they are?

Me:

My friend:

Me:

Me: No honey, they’re my nipples. I do get to keep my nipples, they just borrow them for a minute.

My friend, absolutely delighted at this news: Oh! That’s good! I think it’d be a bit weird to have someone else’s nipples!


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