Shazam, A Supposedly Magic Immortal Being Of Unknown Origin: Kinda Pops Off Ngl

Villain I'm Not by Three Days Grace is soooooooo these guys

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I love to think that they use an abundance of gel to smooth out their secret curly ass hair

Love listening to Ordinary Days because every time I get to I’ll Be Here, I just think about Bobby trying to make a life for himself after the guys died

Like tell me this doesn’t have “Bobby telling himself the guys would want him to leave them behind and be happy with a new family” vibes. You can’t.

My dearests my darlings my beloveds my children my sweetheart my loves my world my blorbo my favorites-

Arguments

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40069935

After Bart returns from space, he doesn’t expect everyone to be happy, least of all Ed.

He just didn’t expect things to go like /this/.

[or, Ed and Bart avoid each other and their relationship is put to the test]

The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

"Hear it not, for it is a knell

That summons thee to heaven or to hell." - Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 1

death omen caleb so true