I Feel Like I’m Missing Something That Everyone Else Has

"All I want," I said, choking back my tears, "is to see my loving stepfather again. Every time I saw him on TV, calling me a delinquent punk, I knew ... somehow ... we would be okay. And I know he'll want to reward each and every person in this beautiful city of Los Angeles with a free major appliance from his store. Here's the phone number."

- The Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

I actually want this scene word for word in the show no like you do not understand I need it so badly

Suzanne: I think I’ve said everything there is to say about just-war theory.

Suzanne: AND ANOTHER THING…

I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

Mel: (over the phone) “Someone named Bob”

Bucky: (looking at the others) “Bob?”

Yelena, Alexei, Walker & Ava: (in unison) “Bob!”

you will never understand unless you watch Thunderbolts* how fucking hilarious this scene was.

— Thunderbolts*

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katniss describes people as if she was asked by police to describe the person she saw

haymitch describes them as if he has a language speaking exam and he really wants you to know he's good at another language

Well shit guys, we can't ilahi mera jee aaye aaye out of this one

Percy Jackson Enjoyers when December the 20th hits