Alucard And His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night In Paris

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Made for amazing @luciaelena ❤️ as a tiny thank you gift for her PayPal donation.

Thank you sooooo much for your unwavering support and kindness. I am so grateful for everything you are doing for me and my family. It's a huge help.❤️🫂 Hope you like the pic))

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

I LOVE ELMO 😭

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Mina: "What's the matter with Arikado?"

Soma: "He watched an AI video, spent four hours ranting about what an affront it was to the artistic prowess of humanity, and then started crying."

Alucard:

Goths aren't "true to seed" in the sense that the biological offspring of two goths do not necessarily grow up to be goth, though inheriting the inclination for it from both parents increases the odds significantly. That is not how goths naturally reproduce.

The process is actually quite sophisticated, and requires the presence of a full-grown goth to trigger it. A pupal-stage proto-goth, at this point completely indistinguishable from any other small human child, only needs to encounter a mature specimen once - and while the initial imprinting that ensues will only take seconds, the incubation period often takes more than a decade, even several.

The first visible step of the transformation is triggered when the dormant goth suddenly gains awareness that they have free will and can do whatever they want with their appearance. While the progress may be gradual, or seem like the transformation happened all at once overnight, the initial seed was planted years ago. And now, in full bloom, a fully-fledged mature adult goth may finally be happy.

And that's why it's important to sometimes look goth as fuck in the grocery store. You might be seen by small child who had previously hoped to die before adulthood because everything they've heard about becoming a grownup is just pure misery, who will then consequently think to themselves "actually nevermind, that's what I want to be when I grow up."

A meme redraw I did bcs it had such Douglas energy.