Are You Telling Me That To Improve In A Skill I Have To Consistently Do It?? And Dedicate Focus To Weak

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

If i had a nickel for everytime I've heard a song abt a rapper dealing w a Halloween slasher id have 4 nickles

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

I just finished listening to the aawil audio drama n "Look i know im a grizzley sight but I love you and that's why I'm here" HELLLLOOOO???

...clearly, he's not jealous.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Moved out of my dorm :/