Idk. Too Many People Drive Like They Don’t Realize (or Care) That They Could Die And/or Kill Someone.

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.

“but what about platonic soulmates?? not everything has to be romantic. friendship is just as important—” shut uppp. i have plenty of friends. i don’t need to live vicariously through some fictional character’s friendship. i want to see them fuck nasty. i want to see them be weird about each other

Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

everything. cost money

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

people who watch 80s-90s horor movies will be like "oh my god they're so hot"

and the character looks like this

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

The Deluge' (detail) by Gustave Dore, 1886