Party Cock Is In The Mouth Tonight

being delightful

yeah if you eat a berry then you can gain the properties of the berry

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

So about the disappearing hallway.

premarital divorce

Welcome... To Morning World ^‿^.

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

As a voter my primary concern is toys coming to life and being evil when they come to life because they want revenge for being played with too much / too hard. My secondary concern is illegal immigrants. My third concern is that the toys who come to life and are good won't be strong enough to stop the evil toys. My fifth concern is the economy. I can't tell you four because it's a decretttt.

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans