✨🙈♥️ Um?

Oooohhh some positive Patton content!! I love it I’ve been in the u!sides part of the fandom for too long...

Some rude person on the internet: you can't just make up genders!

patton, an intellectual: there are 64 genders and we make 5 more everytime you complain.

the same rude person: are you serious? you can't do that!

patton, an intellectual: there are now 69 genders. we will add 5 more right now if you don't kindly ✨shut up✨.

So about tua,

Klaus peppers German words whenever he talks so I’m guessing he also speaks German but idk why he had a German accent when he was a kid?? Did he learn German first??

Bonus points if the theme song censors the curse word

fun chill way for jake to come out in a cold open:

jake walks into the precinct from the lift, towards his desk where amy is with a brochure

amy brings up this amazing bi cop organization and jakes like “oh cool! did you tell rosa about it?” and shes like “yes but she turned me down :( so i decided to see if you’re interested”

jake is like “well that organization sounds hecka dope, but why would you think i’d be interested?” and amy makes this confused face and goes “because you’re… bi”

he gets flustered 

naturally

and is like “whaaaaaaaaaat?! i’m not bi, i’m just an amazingly cool ally who like, completely respects my boundaries as a-”

cut to montage of jake and many suggestive interactions he’s had w men throughout his life, one of which he makes out with a dude while drunk

cut back to jake, looking like he’s stumbled upon a revelation

“holy sh*t”

*b99 theme song plays*

Do you ever see people’s art and get low-key jealous but you remember they deserve recognition so you also wanna support them in every way you can?

OH MY GOD SJDJWKDK

IS THAT A FUCKING PRIDE STICKER? 👀👀

I love this

Incorrect quote by @transformationloveb

Don’t forget

I’ve never even thought of shipping them together before but they are now my otp

if you think gimli wouldn’t climb onto any available nearby object to be able to kiss legolas (who is the love of his life but also inconveniently tall) properly, you’re very wrong

“not everything has to be gay” it does actually

So about that time Virgil was punched in the cartoon episode