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in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

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I love it!!

Let’s Take A Looksie (idk Guys My Brain Insisted On Making This) Bonus Under The Cut
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4 years ago

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John Mulaney On His Way To Murder Princess Diana

John Mulaney on his way to murder Princess Diana


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4 years ago

Some of my favourite bi/gay songs:

She by Dodie

A Shitty Gay Song about You by Smoothboi Ezra

Not A Phase by Jessie Paege and Lucy and La mer

Mr Brightside by The Killers

Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen

Make Me Feel by Janelle Monaé

(Feel free to add on)


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4 years ago
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!


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4 years ago

Happy Bi Visibility Day (Sept. 23rd) to:

Bisexuals

Biromantics

Bi lesbians

Bisexual aromantics

Biromantic asexuals

Bisexual demiromantics

Biromantic demisexuals

Bisexual greyromantics

Biromantic greysexuals

Bi oriented aroaces

Bisexual panromantics

Biromantic pansexuals

Bisexual polyromantics

Biromantic polysexuals

Bisexual omniromantics

Biromantic omnisexuals

Bisexual heteroromantics

Biromantic heterosexuals

Bisexual and biromantic transgender people

Bisexual and biromantic nonbinary people

Bisexual and biromantic sapphics

Bisexual and biromantic achilleans

Bisexual and biromantic WLW

Bisexual and biromantic MLM

Bisexual and biromantic NLW

Bisexual and biromantic NLM

Bisexual and biromantic NLN

Bisexual and biromantic MOGAIs

And all other bisexual and biromantic people! I wish you all a fantastic Bi Visibility Day full of acceptance and love! Your bi identity is beautiful and perfect, just like you! Take pride in how awesome you are today!!!


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4 years ago

I like this so much

A Commission For @dreamsshadow Of The Sorcerer Logan :3

A commission for @dreamsshadow of the sorcerer Logan :3

[Commission info]

4 years ago
[ID: A Cropped Image Of Camuccini’s Painting “The Death Of Julius Caesar”. In The Center Is Julius

[ID: A cropped image of Camuccini’s painting “The Death of Julius Caesar”. In the center is Julius Caesar, labelled “"It’s just a phase"”. Around him are various senators holding knives, labelled “bi people”, “aces”, “queer people”, “lesbians”, “aros”, “pan people”, “trans people”, “nonbinary people”, and “gay people”. End ID]


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4 years ago

hey if you’re a trans or nb boy reading this, you look very handsome today have a good day you funky little man


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4 years ago

I feel like this is definitely something Roman would say

Bro, DON'T tempt me, I don't wanna pull out my sword and flirt with you. DON'T.


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4 years ago

It’s a movie about this guy who’s whole life was staged and filmed for the whole world to see and it has Jim Carey playing the main character

sanders sides reminds me of the truman show for some reason

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