the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition
how does this keep happening
edit: THE FUCK YOU MEAN TRISHA PAYTAS IS PREGNANT-
Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
Cramp Sandwich
All you need:
Mustard
Pickle
Tortilla
Pepper
Sounds disgusting, could be worse. It gets rid of muscle cramps (sorry not period cramps thow) so quick!
[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
Day 4: modern
it's 2024 and they're 33 now, also bonus of how Nicole got shorter hair
I ONLY HAD THREE LINES!!!
This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
are you dead
I hope not I’ve got gambling to do
So Grian now canonically does not have eyes…
p e r f e c t