It Really Be Like That Tho

I have had six lattes in the past 12 hours and haven't slept in a day and a half. it feels like that time when I inhaled the air from a thing of whipped cream (the ones that are in the metal containers and are really pressurized). my ADHD is going crazy and I think my anxiety has increased by like 500%. is this what heaven feels like or is it hell. at the moment I can’t tell. 

i was shopping with some friends and when i was leaving, this guy (who way low key kinda hot) started staring at me and when i looked at him he winked at me... then, like 5 seconds later, i was walking away and slipped on some ice and fell on my ass. he started laughing at me.

theres a kid at my school who looks like gerard way and it really freaks me out... he has his mask on most of the time (obviously) but whenever hes eating or whatever and i can see his face it kinda scares me... 

last days of pride, just in time for Bill & Ted’s Most Genderous Adventure 🤘

this is madness. i need to show the author i love them and their book more than life itself

update...

maggie: the middle east is in asia? i thought it was in west virginia...

funny things my little sister has said

my dad: put your back into it, maggie

maggie: I DONT HAVE A BACK

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me: yeah, i'm going to london

maggie: how are you going to deal with the language barrier

me: what do you mean

maggie: dont they speak londonish in london?

me:

me: maggie... they speak english in london. beCAUSE LONDON IS IN ENGLAND

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maggie: sometimes i get capitalism and cannibalism mixed up

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me: maggie, you could go to a boarding school in new england

maggie: but i dont want to have to deal with all of those annoying accents

my mom: like what, bosten accents?

maggie: no, british accents

me: moo, new england is in america

maggie: but i thought it was in england

me:

my mom:

me: maggie, i think we need to work on your geography skills

@i-drink-glowstick-juice

you arent born a lesbian

you see the gorgeous women in taylor swift’s bad blood music video and it TURNS YOU 

In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time 

He just wanted a cHeEk SmOoCh

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