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guys i have a strawpage….. it’s themed off of my OC Austin so yeah thats cool IDK HOW TO SAY THINGS

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plutogargr4ve's strawpage

INTRO

Salutations. My main name is Pluto Gargrave, but feel free to refer to me as Mr Gargrave. I do also go by Valentino, if you’d like to call me that. I strictly use he/him. Do not use they/them.

I will usually come off as serene [or as some people like to say, intimidating,] but I will have emotions because I am a real being, of course. Do feel free to talk to me though, I love meeting people!

DNI / BYF

I do not have a set DNI. Keep in mind I do block freely, however.

Not a DNI but due to personal traumas and experiences, I may be a bit… you know, iffy around women or fem-aligned. This does not mean I hate them. This is a trauma response.

Before you interact, I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder [NPD.] This means I may have… you know, NPD symptoms. If you do not respect these, or believe in “Narcissistic abuse,” please be aware you will likely get blocked. I am also a system.

I am also nonhuman, but I may not refer to this too much.

CONTENT

I will mainly be posting writing and art! I will also post things such as simple text posts and whatnot, though.

With my writing, I typically write Original Character [OC] content. I may write things including characters already owned by media, though.

INTERESTS

✦ meterology [typically natural disasters]

✦ medical terminology

✦ The Roman Empire

✦ musicals

✦ Mother Mother

✦ the Hellaverse [ex. Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss]

✦ The Invisible Man [1933] / The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells

✦ Dracula [1931]

✦ Twister [1996] / Twisters [2024]

✦ Beetlejuice

✦ Puzzlevision / SMG4

✦ The Babadook [2014]

✦ Bendy and The Ink Machine

✦ Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning

✦ The Nightmare Before Christmas [1993]

✦ Hocus Pocus [1993]

✦ The Greatest Showman [2017]

✦ Electric Dreams [1984]

✦ I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream (IHNMAIMS)

REQUESTS:

[STATUS: OPEN // INBOX: 0]

I can do requests for writing; typically oneshots. If it is of a character that is not included in my interest list, I am asking you to provide a short summary on who they are, how they act, etc.

I will not do anything I am uncomfortable with.

TAGS:

#🖋️ —𝐓𝐗𝐓 ✦ — textposts

#🖋️ —𝐑𝐁 ✦ — reblogs

#🖋️ —𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 ✦ — asks

#🖋️ —𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐒 ✦ — requests

#🖋️ —𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒. ✦ — personal

#🖋️ —𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐒. ✦ — favorites

[this list will be updated.]

CONTACT INFO:

You can contact me at pluto.gargr4ve on discord, or just DM me here on Tumblr.

OTHER BLOGS:

@plutos-w0rkshop — where all of my work will be uploaded

@themassacresystem — system blog

strawpage

credits to @throat0fdelusion (aka my super cool mutual) for the blinkies! ⇩

npd + bpd culture is your friend meeting someone new and immediately hitting it off more than you like. and it kills you. ive been right here the entire time what about ME? dont you still love me? arent i better than they are? aren't we closer??

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pov im cool 🤑 (i would’ve made how i look in headspace but idgaf im lazy)

uhh open tags

Found this picrew and thought its cute

Here is me atm

Npts: @t3mpest98 @varpusvaras @tinyduckies @insertmeaningfulusername @ihaventpiickedausername @cookiemonsterv3 & anyone who wants to do this (u also dun have to if u don’t want to kdkdkdk)

As a technum who knows very little about how technology actually works, I feel like those straight men who know nothing about the female body

WAIT HOLD ON THATS NOT CANON. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GENUINELY CANON & CONFIRMED 😧😧😧⁉️ [/SRS]

Have i ever told you how much I LOVE aro (and MAYBE apl-spec but I'm just self-projecting atp) Vox. I love aro Vox. Poor guy's also stuck in amatonormativity btw

so real so real. maybe the reason they're confirmed to be on-and-off dating is bc he keeps breaking up be he keeps "falling out of love" (not being in love in the first place). he and val are purely FWBs in my mind anyway, fuck whatever viv says, i know the REAL truth. i also like the idea he doesn't know he's bi aro. "i don't want to date men so i must be straight" honey no. my little pink capitalist man. queer himself yet somehow manages to change the voxtek logo to rainbow during pride month in a mildly homophobic manner

...sorry, i don't have much to say on that;; i like having lots of aroallo headcanons so i might adopt that one too. aroallo vox FTW

Hey guys, just a reminder all of my work is at @plutos-w0rkshop! Feel free to check it out (or possibly make fanart.. I love fanart a lot…) if you want! Right now I’m working on some oc x canon stuff, but honestly I write a lot of things… I take requests too!

one of the worst things about being a writer is when you have to sit on your hands about a REALLY COOL SPOILER. and you just want everyone to know about the really cool spoiler you want them to know so so so badly but the best way for them to learn it would be to experience it and you also want them to do THAT so you’re just sitting on your hands vibrating and making a low whine while your dog looks at you with concern. and then your friends go “what’s wrong”. and you go PLEASE I NEED TO TELL YOU. and they go “oh okay so tell me”. and you go NO,

me n (slightly inaccurate) human Austin cause this picrew doesn't like nonhumans </3

idk who to tag,,, feel free to join

Been tagged in several of these now, so imma start my own: Bam, picrew creator. You + the first OC you think of

This one, stylistically, looks more like how I see myself than any picrew I’ve ever seen before so I had to make a game with it, thems the rules.

@whataboutsimple, @murkystarlight, @giantbonfirestars, @lukas-broken-bow, @sillysnaildraws to start with, obviously, but also anyone. Everyone. Fucking do it.

Edit: I just remembered that I can tag @mildlybizarrecorvid and possibly get the entire horde summoned on here which might make it actually break containment. It would be so cool if this does anything.

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