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one word spells
As long as you can focus your energy and set your intention your spell should work, so I’ve designed these 5 spells using just one word for a Witch who needs a quick fix.
Mariquil
Pronounced mar-e-quil
Used to calm a temper or an upset person. From the latin word for sea, mare, and the english word tranquil. Essentially you are calling the sea inside them to be still. For better results cast with wet hands.
Univert
Pronounced Uni-var
Used for faster transport. I use it at the train station to have a shorter wait time but really its designed for traffic lights. By combining uni from universe and vert,the french word for green, you’re essentially asking the universe to make your path green.
Visididen
Pronounced Vis-e-did-en
Used to go unnoticed or invisible. Taken from the english words vision and hidden. For best results chant it softly while visualising yourself turning transparent.
Lapagna
Pronounced Lap-ag-na
Used when you just need someone to shut the f**k up but are too polite to say so. Taken from the Latin words lapis and magna, meaning stone and voice. For best results hold a stone or some earth while casting, if they’re really pissing you off just throw the stone or dirt at them.
Bavarignis
pronounced Bav-are-ig-ni
Used to strike up a conversation or to continue a conversation. Taken from the French word bavarder, which means chat, and the Latin word ignis, which means fire. Basically you’re asking for the conversation to spark or catch fire. For best results flick a lighter in your pocket or light a match.
I’m not sure if this graphic would be helpful to any other beginner witches, but personally I wanted to make it to clear up some things to myself. NOTE: This is how /I/ understand the topic. For more witchy art, go here.
to anyone enduring a depressive episode: it’s ok. you’re not being lazy or selfish. your productivity doesn’t define or devalue you. you’re coping. you’re doing the best you can, and that’s ok!
let people with mental illnesses and personality disorders fall in love. let them love people more than they love themselves. let them stay alive because someone else keeps them content enough to stay. let them fall in love with celebrities and fictional characters. let them fear and cry over “little things”. let them dissociate. let them obssess. let them lack empathy. let them be selective about how they emote. let them have their own definition of love that’s real to them. there is no right or wrong way.
Your Homework This Thanksgiving
A lot of people I know going home for Thanksgiving spend a good portion of time debugging and unfucking their parents’ and other older relatives’ computers for them.
So while you’re uninstalling malware and the 32 accidentally installed toolbars, may I suggest taking the time to install one of these Alt-Right Denormalizer extensions?
One changes all mentions of “alt-right” to “white supremacy.”
Or
This one changes all mentions of “alt-right” to “rebranded white nationalism.”
I mean, you’re there to help.
Condors and vultures are essentially the opposite of horses, in that they are flawless celestial beings
someone: [presenting misinformation about a special interest of mine that I have an unhealthy obsession with researching]
me, internally: aw jeez, stay cool. stay cool. you WILL look like a know-it-all. just don’t. don’t do it. stay cool.
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: [voice cracking] Actually,
Me, hiding behind trust issues, intense trauma, several fake personalities, and exactly 53 coping mechanisms: what do u mean I need help?? I am the pinnacle of mental health
Auditory Processing Problems
• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”
•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”
•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*
•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*
•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”
•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*
look, if you’re gonna make a statement about Christian hypocrisy and cherry picking concerning same-sex marriage, you should do it right.
are you going to compare that passage in the Bible to other passages where it talks about owning slaves and various inhumane punishments that are no longer applicable in today’s moral society? fine. absolutely. go right ahead.
are you going to mention that Jesus died for all of our sins and therefore we do not need to follow the laws set in the Old Testament, including the one about same-sex couples? completely valid.
are you going to talk about laws like wearing different fabrics together, following certain dietary restrictions, and having certain hairstyles as though they’re ridiculous and nobody follows them anymore? hold up.
people still follow these.
Jews still follow these.
our way of life might seem strange and silly to you, but don’t ridicule it just because you don’t follow it. that not only makes you an asshole, that makes you antisemitic.
when u say u love patrick stump u gotta love every patrick u gotta love awkward-lanky-yet-small teenage patrick whos scared to sing for a band and covers his eyes with his hats onstage. when u say u love patrick u gotta love patrick whos gf cheated on him and after he gained weight and wasnt as “attractive” and is the part of 2005 that is almost never talked abt. when u say u love patrick u have to love hoodie wearing sideburns patrick whos vocals are shaky one night and strong the next. when u say u love patrick u have to love folie patrick who was sad and pre diabetic and was hated for how he looked, not just after he lost weight. when u say u love patrick u have to love 2016 dad patrick. please don’t forget patrick that isnt srar or warped 05 or sp because fat patrick is important and wonderful
i think it might be a good idea, when you’re designing a villain, if you look at them and think “why do these characteristics make me think of them as villainous” and like, if those characteristics reflect groups of real-life marginalized people….maybe, don’t go with those design choices?
Please consider the following
Self-conscious, anxious Gryffindors that constantly worry about what people think or doing something wrong, but are brave enough to get up every morning and go to class.
Short tempered Hufflepuffs that start fights on the regular, because no one has a right to shit on the weak or oppressed.
Ravenclaws with no interest in school or class, but love learning for the sake of learning.
Slytherins that believe in social justice and use their cunning to rip apart oppressive regimes like a force of nature.
Characters that display house characteristics in ways that are unique but true to form
this poor man i’m actually dead
Beautiful portraits of Native American teen girls from between the 1870s-90s
Does Planned Parenthood offer Hormone Replacement Therapy for transgender people?
Someone asked us:
Can Planned Parenthood provide hormones to transgender people? And if so, what are the costs?
Why yes, yes we do. There are an increasing number of Planned Parenthood health centers that offer hormone replacement therapy (HRT) for trans clients. (Cost will vary depending on your insurance and Planned Parenthood health center policies.) Currently, the Planned Parenthood health centers that offer hormone treatment for trans folks are:
California:
Fresno
Mountain View
Sacramento
Santa Cruz
Walnut Creek
Colorado:
Denver
Maine:
Biddeford
Portland
Sanford
Topsham
Montana:
Billings
Great Falls
Helena
New Hampshire:
Derry
Keene
Manchester
West Lebanon
New York:
Ithaca
North Carolina:
Asheville
Chapel Hill
Raleigh
Vermont:
Barre
Bennington
Burlington
Hyde Park
Middlebury
St. Albans
Washington
Bellingham
- Calvin and Maureen at QueerTips
Tarot cards: you should get your shit together
Me: ✔️ seen 3:15pm
TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT
1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.
2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.
3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.
4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.
So a friend of mine made this based off a fb status I made and now it’s *everywhere*
Shout out 2 trans kids who have to deal with hearing their birth name & being called the wrong pronouns this holiday season stay strong
“15 Things Trans People Wish You Would Stop Saying To Them,” a Trans Awareness Week photo campaign from GLAAD exposing microaggressions against trans people. (via the Huffington Post)
IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏
predictions=wrong
yuri on ice ep 8 predictions after watching the first 5 minutes: yuri is gonna get a fifth place and its gonna be about yurio and his grandpa ice skating their way to victory
yuri on ice ep 8 predictions after watching the first 5 minutes: yuri is gonna get a fifth place and its gonna be about yurio and his grandpa ice skating their way to victory
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take: on me
Take: me on
I’ll: be gone
alright story time folks. this actually happened a few months ago, but i was just reminded by @yawpkatsi‘s FUBAR.
i was sitting in the waiting room at my therapists, and this middle age man with a service dog walk in and sit down across the room from me. his dog has a service vest on and immediately lays down underneath the chair his owner is sitting in (not an easy feat as he was a pitbull mix of some sort). anyway, the man and i start talking, and he says his dog (can’t remember his name, so lets call him james), is for his ptsd. we keep talking and after a while james starts whining. i stop talking, cause idk what that means. but the man just smiles and asks me if i want to pet james. i, of course say yes, never turn down an opportunity to pet a doggo. he looks down at james and tells him to “go on then”, and immediatey james leaps the few feet seperating us and sits at my feet. he starts nuzzling at me and licking my hands, and i look up at the man, cause this doesn’t really seem like proper service dog behavior. i tell him that, he laughs, and says james is much better behaved when they aren’t here, cause james tends to get overwhelmed here. i’m kinda confused, its not like there are a lot of people or noise or smells in here? but he continues and says it’s because james’ primary job is to comfort ppl in distress and in a waiting room for a therapist, just about everyone needs some comfort.
so that’s the story of the dog that wanted to help everyone and almost made me cry cause he cared about me so much.
