Sorry For Being So Weird It's My First Time Being Alive

How’s it going bros? Not great. Not great at all bros.

not only do girls just want to have fun, I think it's not an overstatement to say that girls just need to have fun

*standing in the middle of a busy highway blocking traffic* it sure is lonely out here in space

[girl who is a complete loser and has been one her entire life]: actually, loner hermit virgin is just my vibe right now... i'm just curating my vibe okay. that's it. it's just my whole vibe. not a lot of people would get it... whatever

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

Current mood:

Listening to hard rock after crying because fuck feelings I want to break shit

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster