You’re Not Evil Girl You’re Just Lonely And No One Has Cared For You In A While And Its Making You

once i get into warm blankie its over

I, however, will be naming names, and Bertrum, if you’re out there, you’re blocking out the goddamn sun pretty much constantly, and there are some people that really need a good burning. We can work out a schedule if you so wish, but this is just entirely unacceptable.

vague post

theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names

watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

You have killed god, and I have come to replace him

Just thought I should share lol

Favorite part of allegory of the cave is when Plato went "It's allegorin' time" and totally caved all over those guys