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I find it funny how Baymax! ends with an exclamation point but yet the thing that everyone keeps talking about is the period.

…I’ll see myself out…

So guys. I think we have all been betrayed by Netflix.

The office is being removed from Netflix.

"But how do I get popular on tumblr if there's no algorithm??"

1: Being internet popular is not a good goal to have. Having your skill recognised is. But those two things are not the same.

2: You have to actually interact with the other human beings on this site. There is no shortcut.

Imagine...

Loki using his powers to try and trick you after returning to Asgard.

It was difficult to keep track of anything that Loki was doing. Sometimes he’d warn you before he left, other times he’d disappear without notice. Every once in a while he’d be brought back in chains; under arrest for some crime or another. At first it was worrying but after a time you grew used to it.

He’d been gone for a little under a week. You assumed he was up to no good - that’s usually why he wouldn’t tell you he was leaving. You’d learned not to wait around for him and went about your business as usual.

You were reading when one of the servants from the royal palace approached.

“y/n, the King has requested an audience with you.”

“Is that right?”

There was a certain twinkle in the servant’s eye that gave the game away. Loki couldn’t conceal himself from you very well.

“Yes. Please, follow me.”

You wanted to play along, however your grin alerted Loki that his ploy had been compromised.

“May I ask what you find so amusing, y/n?”

“I think you know the answer to that.”

“Did you miss me terribly?” Loki removed his disguise, greeting you with a smirk.

100% something lorna would say

#lornaandherdaddyissues

Eric Lehnsherr, or as I like to call him magnetic and pathetic

and just like that, i’ll be right back on my bullshit

Deadpool 3 announcement. Deadpool 3 release date: September 6th 2024

You woke up with a number on your hand. It’s the date of your death. Everyone has it. But this isn’t dystopic. It’s just a personal info in your birth certificate. Society treats it casually. Short lives get social privileges. Death is accepted as a part of life. And funerals are celebrations.

you ever get pissed off by somebody’s mindset? like damn.. you really think like that?

Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.