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-The Omni Loot Table: A loot meta-table that allows the user to roll randomly on the 85 tables this blog has collected. This grants a DM literally billions of unique trinkets, equipment and items that players can find to enrich their world and playing experience.
All Unique Minor Magic Weapons: A collection of flavourful weapons of artifact level quality suitable for low level characters. Much like the Minor Weapon Enchantments that some of them draw inspiration from, they provide small bonuses and combat options that are restrained by limited uses, niche situations or come with risky drawbacks.
-Unique Minor Magic Weapons, 1 / -Unique Minor Magic Weapons, 2
Minor Weapon Enchantments: A collection of minor bonuses that are weaker than a standard +1 weapons, as they come with trade-offs, risks, prerequisites, limited uses or niche benefits. These enchantments provide feat-like bonuses, low level class abilities, modify damage types, provide short bursts of power or replicate the effects of low levels spells. Rollable Minor Weapon Enchantments Table.
-Random Weapon + Random Minor Weapon Enchantment.
-Random Unique Weapon + Random Minor Weapon Enchantment.
-All Minor Magical Items: Semi useful magical objects (If not always useful to an adventurer) that have little to no drawbacks associated with their use and are perfect for low level characters.
-Minor Magic Items, 1 / -Minor Magic Items, 2
-Minor Magic Items, 3
-All Unique Weapons: Blades, bludgeons and bows of all shapes, sizes and mysterious backgrounds. Distinctive weapons that can serve as the basis for family heirlooms, legendary artifacts and magical or masterwork weapons.
-Unique Weapons, 1 / -Unique Weapons, 2
-Unique Weapons, 3 / -Unique Weapons, 4
-Unique Weapons, 5 / -Unique Weapons, 6
-Unique Weapons, 7 / -Unique Weapons, 8
-Masterwork Weapon Bonuses: Over 20 homebrew weapon improvements, enhancements and modifications created though superior craftsmanship. These masterpieces though more powerful than ordinary weapons would not be considered “magic” or “+1” weapons. Compatible with Pathfinder, D&D 5e and other D20 systems. Rollable Masterwork Bonus Table
-Running the Numbers: On Balancing Homebrew Masterwork Weapon Bonuses
-Random Weapon + Random Masterwork Weapon Bonus.
-Random Unique Weapon + Random Masterwork Weapon Bonus.
-Wild Magic Surges: A collection of Wild Surge options for DMs and PCs who find the published tables limiting, repetitive or boring, three things wild magic by definition, should never be. Rollable Wild Magic Surge Table.
-All Sealed Glass Vials: Faulty potions, weak elixirs, alchemical supplies, spell components, ritual elements, enchanting materials, crafting ingredients and magically preserved biological samples.
-Sealed Glass Vials, 1 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 2
-Sealed Glass Vials, 3 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 4
-Sealed Glass Vials, 5 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 6
-Sealed Glass Vials, 7 / -Sealed Glass Vials, 8
-All Books: An eclectic library of dusty tomes, fictional textbooks, pocketbooks, paperbacks, hardcovers, booklets, leaflets and magical manuals.
-Trinkets, Books, 1 / -Trinkets, Books, 2
-Trinkets, Books, 3 / -Trinkets, Books, 4
-Trinkets, Books, 5 / -Trinkets, Books, 6
-Trinkets, Books, 7 / -Trinkets, Books, 8
-All Rings: Enough rings and bands to wear three on every finger and toe while still having dozens to spare. These small circular pieces of gems, metal, wood or bone always add more to the story than the sum of their parts.
-Trinkets, Rings, 1 / -Trinkets, Rings, 2
-All Necklaces: Pendants, amulets, lockets, chokers and other “Neck Slot” jewelry that grant an immediate glance into the bearer’s personality, wealth, rank or social class and often serves as an iconic part of that character’s look. While a locked metal torque can instantly mark the bearer a penniless slave and a string of lustrous pearls mark their owner a flauntingly wealthy noble, so can an adventurer’s necklace mark them as a creature to bestow quests upon.
-Trinkets, Necklaces, 1 / -Trinkets, Necklaces, 2
-All Artifacts: Artist masterpieces, rare magics and opulent combinations of jewels and precious metals. These objects can be found in the throne rooms of kings, the demiplanes of archmages and the pinnacle of a dragon’s hoard.
-Trinkets, Artifacts, 1
-All Valuables: More useful than regular trinkets, these items have either a clear purpose, a reliable ability or are made from a fairly costly material.
-Trinkets, Valuable, 1 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 2
-Trinkets, Valuable, 3 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 4
-Trinkets, Valuable, 5 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 6
-Trinkets, Valuable, 7 / -Trinkets, Valuable, 8
-All Trinkets: Interesting baubles or semi magical items that have little to no practical in game or mechanical use for an adventurer.
-Trinkets, First
-Trinkets, 1 / -Trinkets, 2 / -Trinkets, 3
-Trinkets, 4 / -Trinkets, 5 / -Trinkets, 6
-Trinkets, 7 / -Trinkets, 8 / -Trinkets, 9
-Trinkets, 10 / -Trinkets, 11 / -Trinkets, 12
-Trinkets, 13 / -Trinkets, 14 / -Trinkets, 15
-Trinkets, 16 / -Trinkets, 17 / -Trinkets, 18
-Trinkets, 19 / -Trinkets, 20 / -Trinkets, 21
-Trinkets, 22 / -Trinkets, 23 / -Trinkets, 24
-Trinkets, 25 / -Trinkets, 26 / -Trinkets, 27
-Trinkets, 28 / -Trinkets, 29 / -Trinkets, 30
-Trinkets, 31 / -Trinkets, 32 / -Trinkets, 33
-All Worthless Trinkets: Vaguely interesting garbage, vendor trash and junk loot. Not magical or mysterious like regular trinkets or worth anything more than a copper piece or two even if you could find someone to buy it in the first place.
-Trinkets, Worthless, 1 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 2
-Trinkets, Worthless, 3 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 4
-Trinkets, Worthless, 5 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 6
-Trinkets, Worthless, 7 / -Trinkets, Worthless, 8
-Trinkets, Worthless, 9
-All Mottos: Whether they’re called adages, maxims or creeds, these simple statements are essentially promises made to oneself, family, or institution. A character’s motto can be a goal in itself or a moral anchor that centers his life and guides his action. A mixed collection of real life and fictional mottos that can aid a DM to quickly expand the history of the campaign or to aid a PC in a richer character creation.
-Mottos, 1 / -Mottos, 2 / -Mottos, 3
-Mottos, 4 / -Mottos, 5 / -Mottos, 6
-Mottos, 7 / -Mottos, 8 / -Mottos, 9
-Mottos, 10 / -Mottos, 11
-Battle Cries: Simplistic and bone chilling warcries, complex and inspiring calls to arms and primal wordless screams of rage that shakes the enemy down to their iron-shod boots. A collection of simple phrases, threats, insults and violent promises for creatures to yell before and during combat to add verbal spice to each attack.
-Battle Cries, 1 / -Battle Cries, 2 / -Battle Cries, 3
-Battle Cries, 4 / -Battle Cries, 5 / -Battle Cries, 6
-Battle Cries, 7
-All Reference Tables: When a trinket calls for a Random Weapon, Random Color or Random Godly Domain and you can’t think of one offhand, just go here and either roll a die or select one of your own choosing.
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fun drawing i did of the pre-timeskip girls based off an old magazine page i saw, i thought it would be cute and it was :>
this is easily one of my favorite drawings yets
Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.
Nobody needs to know which one.
So my therapist has been helping me get to grips with my ADHD, and also the concept that I’m not shit at being an adult, I just can’t do things the way everyone has always told me to do them. Like every single “organize your life” books have always left me wanting to cry with frustration, and after I got hold of a copy of Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD by Susan Pinsky I realized that was because they primarily focus on “aesthetic” over “function”. And the function of most standard “organize your life books” is to “make things look Show Home Perfect”.
So the standard “hide all your unsightly things by doing xyz” may look nice for the first week or so, but by the end of the week it’ll look like a tornado made of pure inhuman frustration ripped through the house as I try to find the fucking advil.
To give you an example of the kind of hell I’ve been fumbling my way through the last 20 odd years: dishes will be washed and left in the drying wrack but never put away. Which means I can’t wash more dishes, which means dishes pile up, which means I can’t make food, which means I don’t eat, which means my CFS gets worse, which means I don’t have the energy to put the dishes away, and so on so forth until I have a meltdown, cry to ETD (who also likely has ADHD but has never had it confirmed) about how I can’t cope with life, and then we fix it for a while, but inevitably end up back at square one within about a week.
Pinsky’s solution to this was “remove an obstacle between you and your goal, if that means taking all the doors off your kitchen cabinets to make things easier, so be it.”
And lemme tell you, fucking revolutionary.
Laundry never ends up in the hamper??? why???? is it a closed hamper??? Remove the lid. Throw it out the window. Clothes are now miraculously finding their way into the hamper??? Rejoice????
Mail ends up spread out over every available flat surface? Put a sorting station right where your mail arrives. Put a shredder or “junk” basket under it. Shred or dump the junk immediately. Realize you only actually have two real letters that need attention, feel less overwhelmed, pay your bills on time.
Like I’m not saying this book is miraculous, but it did help me realize that I was effectively torturing myself by trying to conform to certain ideals of “perfect house keeping”, and presenting a certain image rather than just allowing myself to live in my space as effectively as possible. And why? Why was I doing that? Cause people with different lives and capabilities are perceived as the norm? Fuck that. If this was a physical problem I wouldn’t be forcing myself to conform to an ableist standard, so why am I doing it with this?
My lived space will never look a certain way, and that’s okay. It will never look show home perfect, and that’s okay. It will likely always be cluttered and eclectic where nothing matches, and that’s okay. Sometimes I will have odd socks on because sorting them out required too much mental energy, and that’s okay. Actually fuck sorting socks, just buy all your socks in the same color. Problem solved. Boring sure, but also one less thing to do, which means more time to hyper fixate on fun things. Which really, what else is my life for if not to write screeds and screeds of vampire shit posts, I ask you.
i’m annoying (self diagnosed)
me, about to explain something to someone: h
my brain: already on the 5th paragraph of this essay of information I wish to impart, having completely forgotten where this train of thought started
sigh. spider-wan
We are!
Trying to prove a point
arachkids
so i read master and the apprentice and oh my god
they’re neighbors au