At your divine mercy
daniel after being turned by armand: well at least he can't read my mind to extract my worst moments as a punishment anymore
armand, who has spent the past 50 years studying daniel like a bug: i am about to recite your top ten personal failures from memory. i've made a tier list
I keep thinking about loustat and photos of drag queens and their normal ass boyfriends
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Armand really picked the worst guy to turn into a vampire and run away from.
He’s an investigative journalist and you’re a chronically online iPad kid. The moment you log in to play Minecraft, Daniel has his Gen Z assistant notifying him.
Book Lestat post-QotD: So! 👏 I don’t remember meeting you before! 😁 how cute that my Armand’s got a new fledgling, how’d that come about? 😊
Book Daniel: So it all started when I looked up your house in the New Orleans public records—
Book Lestat (Internally): Yes, this one is definitely Armand’s. 😌
Past devils minion but make it poster-ish
We all owe Daniel Molloy so much for spawning the entire Vampire Chronicles saga because he was so catastrophically horny he went to a second location with a guy who claimed to be a vampire.
He/him tired girl 🌟 Obsessed with IWTV (especially when it comes to Devil's Minion) 🌟 English isn't my first language
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