Idk How To Flirt But I Can Make Things Awkward If You're Into That

bro I’m too scared to jack off by myself you have to help me out dude

“sweet boy” okay can i grind on your lap while you grope me however you’d like

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

hey, dont cry…cowboy tying you up with his lasso, okay?

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

I want to take a pretty boy camping and show him my favorite hiking trails and roast hotdogs and smores at night and play wrestle in the dirt with him.

I want to share a tent with him and accidentally forget the other sleeping bag at home so now we have to share. and ofc it’s cold out so maybe we have to cuddle a little bit too. Oh and accidentally wrap my arms around his waist and pull his leg over my body. And maybe we makeout a little but it’s just the heat of the moment right?

haiii >0< (with the intention of laying my head on your chest and listening to your heartbeat til i fall asleep)

dude (with the intent of fucking your brains out & turning u into a cockdrunk faggot)

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her