I Wanna Yawn And Have Someone Say “ooo Big Yawn”, I Wanna Be Called A Good Puppy, I Wanna Go On Walks,

Hatsune Miku regression headcanons (ages 2-5)

Miku is a very friendly, lively regressor! She likes to sing, color, dance and play!

Don’t let her good attitude fool you though! If you give her normal milk instead of her favorite milk (blueberry) you will get a very dramatic diva Miku!

She regresses for fun and also because of the stresses around being a virtual idol

Who are her caregivers? Everyone! Although she’s closest to the cryptonloids, she does allow the others to care for her too.

Due to her multi lingual abilities, she can communicate with other non-Japanese vocaloids, who will often teach her new and exciting words.

She really likes singing traditional children’s songs, and songs that don’t have her as the original singer (much to Rin’s annoyance this tends to be songs she and Len sing)

Miku also likes playing dress up! Luka and MEIKO help her with this because they’re ‘very fashionable and mature’ according to Miku

KAITO will take her out for ice cream! She loves blueberry flavors and is also a chocolate fan

Miku likes to color in images of herself, her friends, and other voice synths (ie Teto, or Chiyu) because she believes that colors will bring them closer together.

She also really likes watching idols on TV, copying their dances and songs.

The pretty dollhouse in the Etude House shop on takeshita dori

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closing alone while some guy at the dog park is standing around 30 mins past close yelling about transgenderism and children identifying as airplanes etc

Lps custom commission for @brokenbugs x3 !

✨Space Kitty✨

Im not supposed to be this

A poem about different types of dysphoria I have experienced by Ev or @th4t-r4nd0m-th3r14n

Im not supposed to be this

An almost adult human

Im supposed to be puppy

Playful and joyful, happy to meet people both new and old

Im not supposed to be this

A person in school

Im supposed to be house cat

Who loves laying in cardboard boxes and in the sun, loves catnip and dies of old age at 17 years old

Im not supposed to be this

A person able to get a job

Im supposed to be pet bunny

Hopping around the house and hiding from all but a few people, pampered with treats and dies old at 6 years of age

Im not supposed to be this

A lady expected to be pretty, perfect, and responsible at all times

Im supposed to be boy

Playing and joking with his friends all the time