I am so sick and tired of finding fanfictions that look interesting, and going in hoping for GN readers, only to be figuratively slapped in the face with a female reader. It sucks as someone who isn't comfortable with she/her pronouns or titles when you see that in a fic without expecting it.
Please just make it clear. I am so tired of getting excited by a fanfiction, only to be hit the face with a fem reader- there's nothing wrong with fem readers. But please, just make it clear. I'm tired of this.
GRRRRBARKBARKBARK I WANT THIS MAN SO BAD FOAMS AT THE MOUTH
so this is completely self indulgent literally NO ONE asked for this but idc šš yall gettin it anyway ;)
also like,,, if yall kinda dig this one n want more,,,, i could write a part two ahaha *lipbite*
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genre: fluff(?), sfw(ish) as in āØsexual tensionāØ
relationship(s): childe x reader
character(s): childe childe and childe need i say more
warning(s): mild dirty talk?? not EXPLICIT but its still there,,, also like,, kinda sorta sexualizing blood?? SUPER small amount with a tiny wound from fighting, i promise its not SUPER weird aksjskadjj
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It didnāt take you all that long to break the mitachurlās Geo shield after plunging your weapon down on it. A few quick, calculated movements later and the creature fell to its knees and onto its stomach, its telltale mask digging into the dirt.
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Thatās how you talk to the ššš»šøš¼š
you. you understand. you get it
no more risking your life to save everyone. just getting lost in ikea while buying furniture for your new apartment. and sitting on the floor with your s/o as you reread the instructions for the 4th time and wondering how you managed to fuck up so bad that you built a shelf instead of a desk. and adopting a pet together and giving it a silly name and babytalking to it when you think your s/o isnāt looking. and getting into a flour fight while baking together and wearing stupid cute little aprons. and-
Anyone else have an unpopular love for "powerful character x civilian reader"?
It's just
So soft cmon
- ein
Rex Lapis dull
I want him
wolf clan: - razor (duh) - xinyan - bennett - diluc - chongyun - beidou
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request for @cheshirepirouette:Ā Hello! Could I request headcanons for Kaeya with an s/o whoās particularly artsy? Not a slouch when it comes to combat, but chronic pain has them a bit more conscious of how they spend their energy, so they devote most of their time to learning to create things through different mediums like yarn or silk, clay, even learning to play piano, anything that catches their eye when feeling well enough- Theyād tend to flit around between projects as interests grow and wane but theyāre always ready to make something personal for the one they love, and tend to be pretty sweet and silly overall? This was very long skjfdhlsf thank you, and I love your blog!
aaa i love this request omg!!! i can really relate to this, and that may be why this was so easy for me to write LOL it took me less than half an hour (that is not normal)
i hope you enjoy it! and thank you, iām so glad you like my blog so much <3
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pairing: kaeya/reader
characters: kaeya alberich
genre: fluff
word count: 483
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ā very understanding and encouraging! will make jokes about how heās āalright with being the fighterā between you two, but itās always genuinely lighthearted
ā he thinks itās really impressive that you can have so many different hobbies and projects. even if you donāt think youāre amazing at a particular skill, kaeya is quick to tell you that being ājust alrightā at a wide variety of activities is something you should be proud of
ā always encourages you to try anything youāre thinking about, along with furthering the things youāve already tried
ā if youāre struggling with anything at all, he does his best to help. looking at new methods? sure, heāll do them with you. need new or more materials? heās already heading for the door, just tell him what you need.
ā he cherishes every single thing you make for him, again, even if you donāt think itās āgood.ā to kaeya, the fact that you took time to make him anything at all means more than the actual quality of the final product
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So I got back into Genshin and needed to promptly draw the snake husband
Bucci gang hc with a female team member that's always tired and sleeping but has lightning fast reflexes? Like, she's always tired and sluggish but she always manages to survive and complete missions. Every. Single. Dang. Time.
Didn't write dialogue for Abba because his HC was so long already.
The least worried of the group, but still somewhat concerned.
He knew what you were capable of. He took you in after seeing the extent of your abilities. It didn't matter what the gang thought of you at first, they would eventually understand, was what he told you.
He's never seen someone so physically drained in his life and he'd love to believe that you may have a clinical condition that explains it.
Gets so frustrated when you don't listen to him during briefings and go to do your things on your own in missions.
It's so dangerous and he gets so scared. Even if you always succeed, sometimes without a single scratch, he still can't help but worry.
He stomps to you and when you think he's going to yell at you or slap you for being so reckless, he instead takes you in his arms, relieved.
"It's only a matter of time until something happens to you... God you scare me..."
Otherwise, he has no problems letting you lean onto him when you're feeling spent, or want to nap on him in the car.
Really? That was the new member Bucciarati trusted and brought in?
He was so pissed and frustrated whenever you laid halfway onto the table during meetings, or dozed off when someone reported for duty.
You were so lazy, undisciplined and churlish he couldn't stand it at times.
Some people, like him, worked their ASSES off to get to where they were, and you were just hunched over and drooling?
He was okay with a member feeling a bit sick or tired occasionally, especially if it was Bruno who overworked, but you were just too much!
He constantly slaps you to wake you up or get your attention and scolds you for it.
The way you handled the missions with such endeavour and skill was so contradictory to your usual slow attitude, he was so surprised.
To be honest he's terrified. How could someone be so two-faced?
But now he finally understood why you had been taken here by Bucciarati. You were indeed a valuable addition to the team, he had to recognize it.
It takes time for him to actually trust you and make sure you won't betray them, but he's still very admirative.
He wouldn't show it but he was a bit worried. About the gang but mostly about you.
He guessed that you had some vitamin defficiency or anemia maybe? That would explain it, but he was no doctor.
He likes to believe that you're not just plain lazy and careless. If Bucciarati took you in, it was for a reason, he wanted to trust you.
And he was absolutely right.
He had been stuck, alone and in the verge of death on one dreadful mission. Nobody was there, and he couldn't call out for help.
He had used Golden Experience as a desperate last resort to call for one of the members, but he had no hope of anyone coming just in time to save him.
He was beyond shocked when, barely a few minutes after his call, you bursted through the place at lightspeed and took him away, not letting anyone even find you as you brought him to safety.
How did you come in so fast? Where were all the enemies? Did you... take them out all by yourself?
"Thank you, Y/N... I... I owe you my life..."
Otherwise, he puts a bunch of flowers and leaves on your hair when you nap.
He was pretty laid-back and lazy himself sometimes too. When he sees you chilling, sleeping, looking all jaded he just chuckles and join you in.
When you join the gang at first, he doesn't doubt that you could be a great spy, or a healer, maybe you could spot enemies like Narancia?
Surely he was NOT prepared for what kind of abilities you truly hid behind your tired and deviant facade.
The way you were fighting and the speed and clarity in your movements, he couldn't even catch everything with his two eyes.
The pistols had called for you, as Mista was in a dire situation and surely enough, you were there mere minutes after. He wondered if you had teleporting abilities or if your Stand gave you some kind of hyper speed. Turns out, you were just that fast.
You told him to hang in there and took his gun to finish off the enemies. Taking them one by one.
Your tone and the energy you had in your voice sent electricity down his spine. You were so... Different than what you has used him to.
You patch him up with expertise and he can't help but stare at you like you were a Godly revelation.
"Not gonna lie Y/N, that was kinda hot..."
Pranks you all day. And I mean ALL DAY.
There's a recurring joke about how you're going to be the first one to die because of how lazy you are and how you're probably gonna fall asleep mid-fight.
Bucciarati does not like those jokes, at all.
Takes great pleasure in waking you up in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible just to see you flinch and panick.
"Giorno, put a centipede in Y/N's ear. Come on it's gonna be fun!"
How do you manage to sleep with him, Mista and Fugo fooling around next to you all the time, that was a grand mystery.
He brings you pizza, claiming 'you need vitamins'. Because everyone knows pizza have the perfect amounts of nutrients...
He's so impressed and admirative of you when you absolutely kill it during missions. It's like you're a completely different person, he doesn't recognize you.
He's your number 1 fanboy, please sign him an autograph because wow, you're so incredible he can't believe you're real.
It's incredibly funny how you immediately start to yawn and sleep in the car right after the Tom Cruise stunts you just pulled 5 minutes ago.
He thinks you're just lazy and he doesn't feel comfortable with you here at first.
Like Abbachio, he wonders what went on Bucciarati's mind to even recruit somebody like you?
But at the same time he's very curious. Did you have some kind of strange disorder he's never heard of?
Every time he saw you, you were either sleeping, slumped over, or just plain out of it.
Are you doing this on purpose to mess with him or piss him off? Because if you are, it's working.
He forces coffee, orange juice, soda, anything down your throat to keep you awake and focused on missions, and when you refuse, he starts biting his nails.
"You better stay focused on this one I swear to God...!"
He's so scared and anxious you're gonna fuck it all up and get someone, or worse even, yourself killed just because you're a careless slug.
When he sees how operational and strong you were and how incredibly fast you acted during missions, his view on you does a complete 180.
In the end, your down-toned presence was very cooling for his angry soul, and he couldn't afford to lose you so stupidly and easily...
The first time she saw you she wasn't too surprised to see you napping and being a bit slow.
You were in the mafia after all, not necessarily the calmest and chillest occupation. It was okay to feel sleepy once in a while... Or all the time.
She even believed that you weren't just tired physically, but rather maybe you were tired of them.
And honestly? She relates.
But when one day on a mission you went from dragging your feet slowly like a drunkard to swiftly grabbing her, lifting her in your arms like she weighted nothing and running like a freaking cheetah a second after hearing gunshots, she was FLABBERGASTED.
First of all, WHAT? Second of all, HOW? She is so shaken and her eyes couldn't possibly get any wider. You went from 0 to 100 REAL FAST.
She's even wondering if that's really you holding her right now or if you have been possessed or something.
When you show her a characteristic tired smirk as you run, all her doubts are wiped and she's so charmed and impressed, you litterally and figuratively sweeped her off her feet.
"You... You're amazing Y/N..."
S/o that asks for affection unconsciously when they wake up without even noticing (nsfw?), how would the Bucci gang + josuke + young joseph+ giorno react? :>
So I donāt age up characters for NSFW, so Iāll just do fluff for Narancia, Josuke, Fugo, Giorno and Trish, but I will add some Adult Characters with NSFW for your troubles. :) Iāll add a cut for the NSFW as well so anyone can read before the cut, but only 18+ after please!
Warnings: Language
Bucciarati (Fluff):
-Heās surprised when you hug him from behind when just standing around, or when you slip your hand in his just sitting, or stand behind him while heās sitting and scratch his back (BLEASE DO THIS FOR HIM he will on god love you forever)Ā
-So when you two decide to move in, heās also surprised to find that this carries over into sleeping.Ā
-Heāll wake up with you literally splayed out on top of him, And he blushes so hard. Heāll try to gently push you off of him back onto the bed, because surely you canāt be comfortable like that.
-Will immediately stop when you tighten your grip and stir, instead allowing his hands to rest on your back.
-Heās honestly not used to it but he will indulge you because god youāre so warm, and so soft and so beautiful in his arms.Ā
-Youāll notice when youāre awake that heāll start to return your touches, leaning into your back scratches, squeezing your hand when you slip yours into his, Place his hands over your arms when you hug him from behind.Ā
-Will never say why, though. Itās his secret.Ā
Abbacchio (Fluff):
-You may not notice, but god, does he.
-He Panic. Youāre half awake, and you just reach out and pull yourself closer to him, nuzzling your face into his chest, Your breath evening out.Ā
-Oh god what does he do with his hands are you even comfortable thereās no way youāre comfortable jesus what the hell
-He opts to push you away, but you tighten your hold, babbling something out in your sleep about being warm.Ā
-(He do be warm tho ngl)Ā
-It takes everything, and I mean, E v e r y t h i n g in him to give in and rest his arms around you, but once he does, and you snuggle even closer? God heās in love. Youāre literally the most precious thing to him.Ā
-When youāre awake tho he will absolutely push you off the bed without remorse. (Expect a top of the head kiss from him though heās soft.)Ā
Mista (Fluff):
-Heās laying awake, tracing his finger along the wall, making damn sure the sex pistols donāt wake you.Ā
-In his distraction, you reach out, grasping his arm and hugging it.Ā
-(Arcana reference but Julian laugh) Oh ho ho!
-He takes note that youāre still asleep, and pulls you on top of him, securing his arms around you so that you donāt slip off.Ā
-Instead of tracing the wall, he will now be trailing his fingers up and down your arms and back, and through your hair.Ā
-His heart is melting youāre so god damn cute. Heāll tighten his grip, just gazing down at you with nothing but adoration in his eyes.Ā
-He will tease the everloving shit out of you when you wake up. Like he will not stfu about it.Ā
-He will also be a million times more physically affectionate with you during the day lol itās sickening
-He is NOT stinky JFC
Fugo:Ā
-Whaaaaat are you doing?
-Oh, youāre asleep.
-WHAAATTT ARE YOU DOIIINNNGGGGG
-Heāll stiffen up, but oh no youāre sleeping he cant just...push you away... heās not heartless....
-He is confused to say the least, and a lil bit uncomfy, but he trusts you.Ā
-Watches as your features relax as your face presses into the crook of his neck and your arm tightens around his middle. Oh fuck youāre cute
-youāve won him over.Ā
-Heāll wrap an arm around your waist, (So you donāt fall dsjdsjdsj) and let you be close to him. He enjoys it too, if heās being honest. Youāre so cute.Ā
-When you wake up, heās much kinder and softer towards you. Heāll make any excuse to gently bump knees while youāre sitting or to brush his hand against yours while reaching for something.Ā
-Only because you asked for it tho
Narancia:
-Nani in tarnation is goin on?
-Heās completely taken by surprise. Youāre asleep? And you want him? To hold you? ???? ?????? *Windows start up sounds*Ā
-He literally doesnāt know what to do Heās so soft and so confused with his negative brain cells (I do hate him but I will admit he does have a big heart he is a sweetie)Ā
-He will, a little too eagerly, hug you back. His tenacity may or may not wake you up. (It does. Sorry.)Ā
-You wake up to a surprise hug though so win win?
-The more you subconsciously ask, the more he gives, until you two are literally glued together. (Social distancing whomst? We donāt know her.)Ā
-Expect sloppy kisses everywhere. On the other hand, funnily enough, you will have to initiate the hugging. Heās so scared. What if he hugs you too tight? What if he wakes you up again? What if he suffocates you? What if you donāt like his hugs
-Hug him jfc he needs reassurance that you want to be held.Ā
-Sleepy morning hugs where you two are just breathing in sync and thereās not a care in the world are his favorite
Giorno-
-He is a light sleeper. I know Iāve said this before, but he is a very, very, very light sleeper.Ā
-So when you reach out and grasp at any piece of him you can reach, trying to close the gap between you (Itās a cold winter morning, come on)Ā
-Heāll startle awake and look over at you to check and see if youāre okay.Ā
-Oh, you are okay. Oh, you just want held? Alright. Heās up for that. Oh. Youāre asleep? Heāll have to be especially careful to not wake you.Ā
-He will pull you close and rub circles into your back, pressing his cheek against the top of your head. He might even fall back asleep. If you stir, itās not for long. His warmth and soothing movements lull you back to sleep in the safety of his arms.Ā
-When youāre awake, heāll definitely be more affectionate, pressing tiny flowers into your hands, brushing your hair back, k i s s i n g y o u r k n u c k l e s (Im so fucking soft)Ā
-But seriously imagine Giorno getting down on one knee, taking your hand, and brushing his lips against your knuckles while looking up at you with literally nothing but love and affection in his eyes im going to cry
-Anything he does will have you a blushing mess
Trish:
-Who tf is waking her up?Ā
-oh, itās you
-Oh, youāre hugging her
-OH, Youāre still asleep.
-O H, youāre fucking cute!
-Sheāll study you for a minute, before reaching up to lightly cup your cheek in her hand, careful not to wake you up. Her fingers will flutter over your face, tracing your features. She absolutely adores how precious you look snuggled up against her.Ā
-When you wake up, expect to have your hand held all day. Trish is the queen of hand holding. She will also take your face in her hands and kiss the corners of your lips, and rest her head on your shoulder when you two are sitting next to each other.Ā Ā
-Sheāll have this smug look on her face the whole time too dsjdsjdsjdsjdsĀ
-Will absolutely do the disgusting feeding each other thing.Ā āBabe, try this!ā *Proceeds to hold forkful of food in front of your mouth.Ā āOh, that looks good, can I have some?ā *Lets you do the same*Ā
-Itās revolting and I love it.Ā
Joseph (Fluff):
-Heās already awake. Heās got to get up early and train (Viva reverie reference:Ā āWith these tall hat guys for a looooong time!ā)Ā But oops, you just so happened to burrow against him, and your arm seems to have found its way across his stomach. What a predicament, youāre still asleep! He canāt wake you!
-He decides that he just doesnāt have the heart to move you, and wraps his arms around you to pull you even closer. What if you get cold? Heās warm, youāll be warm next to him!
-He will hold you against him until you wake up, no matter how late it makes him. Punishments be damned. Youāre way too cute and this opportunity is way too good to pass up.Ā
-In all honesty though heās elated that you want him to hold you. This carries over into you being awake. Heāll be hanging off of you. Hell, Heāll carry you around if you give the okay. He will absolutely kneel so he can carry you around on his shoulders.Ā
-Heās very handsy, so rip to your personal space. You asked for it, after all. You wanna sit in that chair over there? Aww, thatās too bad. Heās your chair now.Ā
-Are you complaining tho? Heās got some thicc thighs, youāll be pretty comfy.Ā
-Psst his hands are gonna be like twice your size compare hand sizes he will love it
Josuke:
-Heās already cuddly bb
-But if on the rarest of rare occasions he either 1.) wakes up before you or 2.) Isnt already holding you, and you press closer to him in your sleep, just maybe ball his shirt up in your fists as you clutch at him, yearning for the affection youāre too scared to ask for when youāre awake
-Oh god he cry
-He cry so hard
-He is the (Parker Jamesā Steven Voice) CEO of bear hugs. Especially if someone as adorable as you is cuddling up against him.
-He will pull you up against him and bury his face in your hair, maybe even falling back asleep himself. (good luck getting out of his embrace when heās asleep lol Thereās no chance.)Ā
-it is always a nice surprise to wake up cocooned in his arms, his entire body wrapped around you.Ā
-When youāre both awake, Heāll do lots of little things for you. Absentmindedly rub your back and shoulders, sling an arm around your shoulders, link pinkies, hold hands, forehead kisses
-He will lift you up and spin you around and kiss you but shh donāt tell anyone
-He is
-so GOD damn soft I love himĀ
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