I Will Always Defend Ao3 For This Don’t Anyone Give Me ‘but They’re Just Not As Good’ Yes They

Short version: So like… gender? What?

Long version: I am relatively sure I’m genderfluid, I identify with experiences of womanhood and having grown up as a girl so like sometimes I’ll say ‘the struggles we face in society’ but if someone asked me if I was a woman my response would be anywhere between no and crying depending on how masculine a day I was having and like? Am I shrodingers woman?

trying to sing along P.R.O.T.E.C.T.T.R.A.N.S.K.I.D.S by Cheap Dirty Horse but my spelling is so bad i have to sing along with the lyrics open to spell out three words in a row

another Gothamite Headcannon because why not?

they are always looking out for each other. And I mean always. (Unless you’re shit, then you will be collectively rejected and, in their words, ‘hung out for the bats’ (in other words: no one will help you now, just hope it’s Batman and not Red Hood))

however this intense (and warranted) protection leads to misunderstandings between Gotham and other cities. A few examples follow:

Gotham thoughts: they brought a knife to our date? They must want me to know they’re ready to protect me! I mean I can protect myself but it’s super sweet!

anyone else: why do they have a knife?! Should I be worried?!

and continuing that with a gas mask (they want to make sure I have an updated one for when I need it!/are they planning a gas attack or in league with someone bad?!) and so many other stuff is the reason the Gotham residents, heard wearing but sweethearts have such a bad rep. That and the people who have been ‘hung out for the bats’

Also if i said Hobie is Percy?'I'm not a hero because calling yourself a hero makes you self-mythologizing',blue aesthetic,punk,the cool oldest experienced member of the mcs,gender swag,his whole attitude?????

YES! Ok you’re an objectively cool person, like this comparison isn’t one I see often but I love it and after watching atsv with the characters still running around my brain, I thought of this! Man did not give up godhood to have no one know he’s anti-establishment (and punk) and all the points I could make here!

YES HOLY FUCK I WANT TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE WITH YOU

also celebrate with me for a sec I’m 17 days clean woo!

(Ooc: PLEASE OML)

Hello I have a desire to talk to a normal person for a bit because literally most of my friends and myself go to a private school and it’s like fuck you mean lunch is lamb falafel or roast gamon? What? And like the more I look at my life I go what the fuck guys? (Also most of their only knowledge of the current situation comes through heavily conservative parents and I would not trust them not to vote tory) so like ??? What do I do ?? Because they do the subjects I want to do for a level there for sixth form but I could also go be among normal people at the college in town at the cost of English lit a level and a mean asf chem a level teacher and I’m getting very off topic so hello can we interact please lol?

Mate

Lets go get some bloody chips, then we can go graffiti shit and fuckin' put arson to the govern's. Then you can tag with me and my mates

(IM SORRY YOU GET FUCKIN LAMB??? -mod)

being gender fluid is very fun today, like yes I’m in a cropt halter top and tight trousers, yes I’m wearing makeup, yes I’m feeling he/they, like I get it all rn

Anon here- hello yes absolutely! Oml I would love to get chips with you, yes please let’s set something on fire! Like no shade to my friends or anything, they can be solid, but sometimes I have an opposite out of body experience where I’m just like slammed into myself and I go like yeah. yeah no this person has definitely been going to a private school all their life. What would you like to set on fire?

edit:(ooc yes we get lamb like my school makes me wish the ref wasn’t such an overstimulating experience for my autistic ass)

Hello I have a desire to talk to a normal person for a bit because literally most of my friends and myself go to a private school and it’s like fuck you mean lunch is lamb falafel or roast gamon? What? And like the more I look at my life I go what the fuck guys? (Also most of their only knowledge of the current situation comes through heavily conservative parents and I would not trust them not to vote tory) so like ??? What do I do ?? Because they do the subjects I want to do for a level there for sixth form but I could also go be among normal people at the college in town at the cost of English lit a level and a mean asf chem a level teacher and I’m getting very off topic so hello can we interact please lol?

Mate

Lets go get some bloody chips, then we can go graffiti shit and fuckin' put arson to the govern's. Then you can tag with me and my mates

(IM SORRY YOU GET FUCKIN LAMB??? -mod)

Aaa thank you so much I want to make you a bracelet! (I had a hyperfixation on that last month like you get a fidget and a bracelet and if u want a pride flag) what’s you opinions on bands like lovejoy or idkhow? Also cheap perfume is a favourite of mine (it’s okay to punch nazis is an utter bop)

Hello I have a desire to talk to a normal person for a bit because literally most of my friends and myself go to a private school and it’s like fuck you mean lunch is lamb falafel or roast gamon? What? And like the more I look at my life I go what the fuck guys? (Also most of their only knowledge of the current situation comes through heavily conservative parents and I would not trust them not to vote tory) so like ??? What do I do ?? Because they do the subjects I want to do for a level there for sixth form but I could also go be among normal people at the college in town at the cost of English lit a level and a mean asf chem a level teacher and I’m getting very off topic so hello can we interact please lol?

Mate

Lets go get some bloody chips, then we can go graffiti shit and fuckin' put arson to the govern's. Then you can tag with me and my mates

(IM SORRY YOU GET FUCKIN LAMB??? -mod)

tfw when you were raised so neurotypical the only times u let yourself actually feel to a full extent is a) around friends who would never tell my family b) out in the forest alone and c) in a dream

You are a very cool person to interact with (I’m running out of things to say oml my brain is freezing I have my first gcse tomorrow excuse that lack of people skills 😂)

Hello I have a desire to talk to a normal person for a bit because literally most of my friends and myself go to a private school and it’s like fuck you mean lunch is lamb falafel or roast gamon? What? And like the more I look at my life I go what the fuck guys? (Also most of their only knowledge of the current situation comes through heavily conservative parents and I would not trust them not to vote tory) so like ??? What do I do ?? Because they do the subjects I want to do for a level there for sixth form but I could also go be among normal people at the college in town at the cost of English lit a level and a mean asf chem a level teacher and I’m getting very off topic so hello can we interact please lol?

Mate

Lets go get some bloody chips, then we can go graffiti shit and fuckin' put arson to the govern's. Then you can tag with me and my mates

(IM SORRY YOU GET FUCKIN LAMB??? -mod)