Your honour, she should be inside me. (she/they)🏳️⚧️Ⓐ23
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Latest Posts by pussysupreme365 - Page 2
early gnostic theologian: material existence is a form of torture thrusted upon humanity by the treacherous demiurge.
the same theologian eleven months on estrogen: well maybe actually it not so bad.
if gideon nav was around today she would be making tiktoks lipsyncing to the giver by chappell roan knowing damn well she has not gotten the job done once in her life
BIG BIN OF ASSORTED BIONICLE PARTS MY BELOVED CHILDHOOD ACTIVITY
I also need someone to play Legos with....give me an excuse to pull out the big bin of bionicle parts
oooooh bionicle...... i had this guy :)
-old-ass man simon fairchild running out of witty one-liners to say before causing the weirdest day of someone's life
spaceship minifigure anon. do it. spike me off the roof. you won't
your going here👇
Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
here's the sitelen sitelen version of the same text:
this genuinely took me like an hour, it was the last part of the essay i did and i felt SO satisfied. better than sex
felt important to preserve these prev tags. for future historians
by FAR my favourite part of writing an essay on toki pona's scripts was realizing my name could be written in sitelen pona with the characters on the lower line:
which mean
(love) (numerous mouthy obscenities) (please ignore my errors and abilities)
hi my name is Love Swearing Lots Don't Look At Me and i have long profane error-prone hair (that's how i got my name) wi-
why is this weirdly racist alternative medicine bottle offering a handjob. to my liver
pov i'm playing a caves of qud sleep gas turtle build and you are a bat or perhaps a crab
(god i love coq)
for personal reasons im approaching you at great speed with ambiguous intent
by FAR my favourite part of writing an essay on toki pona's scripts was realizing my name could be written in sitelen pona with the characters on the lower line:
which mean
(love) (numerous mouthy obscenities) (please ignore my errors and abilities)
hi my name is Love Swearing Lots Don't Look At Me and i have long profane error-prone hair (that's how i got my name) wi-
redesign your pussy. we know how to do it. coochie calculations. put them into action
phones should have ethernet ports
booty shorts that say:
i’m getting fingered in the footnotes(1)
(1) She’s getting fingered in the footnotes.
booty shorts that say "this is not for you"
booty shorts that say "picture that. in your dreams."
booty shorts that say "this is not for you"
A young rat stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.
Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
me, mid-way through cleaning the fifth room that day at the hotel, rotating one of my homebrew dnd god ideas in my mind, asking a simple questio-
BAM complete change in genre, 7+2 new aesthetics and characters, new rules and metaphysics of the world, all enter my brain like a railway spike
people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry
Dysphoria is stupid. "I need fat boobs for mental health" sounds like a gooner meme but it's literally how it works. I got big knockers and suddenly I didn't want to kill myself anymore. Simple as
HAPPY ELEVEN YEARS
it's on the house
phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation
![Illustration of Hornet from Hollow Knight on her knees, neck craned up to the sky and fists balled up triumphantly. A tear goes down her cheek. In her hands, she holds a rainbow clown wing and a spoon in the other. On the floor is a chocolate cake and clown nose.
Behind her, bold text reads: "NEVER KILL YOURSELF" [end caption]
Besides her, text also reads: "THE CAKE WAS TRUE / WERE WE FOOLS TO DOUBT? / SILKSONG 2025" [end caption]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/85d925989181efb574679332c7637e76/c57b61a588ba4dbc-aa/s500x750/d7a06370e966e4d17025d121d3984a3c3f4a502c.png)
