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do you guys know that one pregnant chuuya fanfic where dazai leaves for 9 months because he thinks he's not the dad... also dazai says "i know chibi hates me, but" and shortly after he says "chuuya you sound like a shitting whale while giving birth"

in the end chuuya died btw, because of a virus named "dazai osamu"... don't take my word for it the author legit wrote that

The way that my friend @familiarofthemoon and i just keep getting pronouns wrong when we talk about characters / people ( we make a great effort not to let that happen to their faces ) because i made aus where sskk are girlies women yass and when we talked about those aus we'd get confused over which pronouns we should use for them because we're referencing stuff from canon where they are men while also talking about the aus where they are women and it has permanently impaired the pronouns part of our vocabulary.

If yall genderbend same sex characters, like male and male and genderbend one of them into female and let one of them remain a male and vice versa and proceed to ship them, yall are weird. Like trans headcanons, I can understand but that's just straight up making them straight.

More crossover because, yes ✨️

Gay rights enthusiast Kunikida with Gay rights agent Akutagawa,

At your service.

aku <3

Happy Birthday, Diluc!

The Winery's grapes have all been ripening these days. I was afraid the staff might be too shorthanded to pick them all themselves, so I came to help out.

Take this bunch of grapes — we can make some juice with them.

When they're ripe enough, grapes possess a wonderful sweetness and a strong, fruity fragrance. Your kind of flavor, if I'm not mistaken.

As for the ones that aren't fully ripe yet... Those can be used for fermentation. Don't worry, none of them will go to waste.

He's finally here, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DILUCCCC

Tw diluc boobs

I'm so sad why couldn't we just keep making him do silly errands for the agency

Side note but he slays every random uniform they put him in

atsushi: :(

akutagawa: do not make that foolish face jinko

atsushi, sighing: it's just--

akutagawa: i did not ask

atsushi, ignoring him: its just that my favorite show got canceled

akutagawa: just like you to be distraught over such a foolish thing

*later*

akutagawa, watching atsushi's favorite show on 3x speed on one laptop and frantically writing enough fanfics to take the 3 digit fandom to 4 digits on the other laptop:

Reading beast for the first time and-

Okay, I think I've read enough for now. Time to sleep 🛌💤

Fem

actually i dont have the capacity to be normal about this. Akutagawa wasnt born violent. It didnt come naturally to him. He protected people once. He had to be violent to survive. He learned it. It was never his natural state. He is still at his core someone who protects people, which is exactly what he died trying to do

atsushi is emo, akutagawa is goth, and kunikida is punk. thats it thats the post.

mikuzai

SSKK is just an unrequited love story waiting to be written.

simple sketches of sskk

mmm yeah

SSKK is just an unrequited love story waiting to be written.

Just remembered this one time me and my friend were talking about Mark Twain, bsd character not the author don't ask why we were talking about him. But one of us accidentally called him, I can't remember which one of us did, Mark Twink. And you know what, it fits.

Mark Twain? More like Mark Twink am i right, @familiarofthemoon?

Second Anniversary Special

As many of the long-time followers of this blog know, I originally started out on the classic literature side of tumblr, which is what lead to my venturing into bsd. As an homage to my roots as a classic lit enthusiast, I’ll be going through all the works that I’ve read written by bsd authors:

The Spider’s Thread by Akutagawa

This short story is brought up in a lot of animes, which is unfortunately the most likely way western bsd fans. I could make an entire separate post of commentary on how the American school system doesn’t cover most foreign literature (outside of English [as in from England] and French works), and that is an absolute travesty. However, that’s not what we’re covering right now. 

Anyway. The Spider’s Thread is a very short story—like two pages at most. You can go read it now. For all the other entries I plan on rating the novels out of 5, but this one’s truly too short to rate. If you wanna read it you can find a hundred pdfs online. The same probably goes for most works of classic literature, so. Go wild enjoy the wonderful world of free online pdfs.

The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe

I was probably assigned other works by Poe, but this one is most likely his most famous short story. I was assigned it in middle school/high school/ and at least twice in college. Again, very short short story—you can read it in a few minutes tops. 

5/5 for the sole reason of it aligning with my personal sense of humor. I get that it’s not supposed to be funny, but unreliable narrators are and will always be hilarious to me. I love a guy insisting that he’s not crazy while he’s off murdering a guy. Cask of Amontillado-core protagonist. Funny because E.A. Poe also wrote Cask of Amantillado. I’m out here starting to suspect that E.A. Poe just really loved writing his unnamed unreliable narrator protagonists.

Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

I’ve never read Tom Sawyer, but in 11th grade my class read Huckleberry Finn. 3/5 because I don’t like the way it was taught in class, but I did enjoy analyzing it more than some other books we did. 

Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky

Currently reading it so I can’t give much feedback, but so far I’d like this guy (Raskolnikov not Dostoyevsky) to meet Meursault from The Stranger. If anyone’s made this crossover, please send it to me. And if not and you wanna go make it yourself—please I’ll love you forever.

Dracula by Bram Stoker 

I mean we’ve all done Dracula Daily. Or at least I’ll assume you’ve heard of it. 5/5, Mina’s best girl, Quincey’s best boy, I have very basic opinions but I’m standing by them.

--Bonus

The Stranger by Camus

Meursault the prison is clearly named after Meursault, the fictional character who famously goes to prison, right. We’re all on the same page about this, right? 

Anyway if you’ve never heard of or read the stranger, [spoilers] it’s about this guy who kills a guy for no reason (“it was just so hot outside, idk what happened but now there’s a dead guy, this is a good enough criminal defense right? You’re not gonna send me to jail for just this one little mistake---oh you’re giving me the death penalty? Ah. I see.”) Solid 4/5—points deducted for being a little slow by some parts (although I can’t vouch for how it is in the original French, this was only my impression from the English translation I read)

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After making this list, it’s clear that I haven’t read too many books my bsd authors, so next years my anniversary special will be more about the classic literature I have read. I do plan to keep posting until then. So please enjoy another year of the anti-dazai blog!!

whats a song that's just a girl's name that u really like

ex:

goshh it always confuses me when i see people say "kiss kiss fall in love" like wdym it's kiss first and THEN fall in love??? LIKE COME ON HOW DOES THAT WORK??

Replaying Ace attorney, still in the first game. I loved the games when I was younger and still do but PHOENIX FUCKING WRIGHT.

Okay listen, second trial; turnabout sisters. Spoilers, Mia died and we found evidence that Redd White did it. So, logically the best next step is to show the murderer the evidence that he committed homicide. And you know what, to be fair it's his second trial. This case is personal for him so it's natural to be a bit heated BUT YOU'D THINK HE'D LEARN FROM IT.

Turnabout samurai, he does it again and obviously you can't progress if you don't go to the fucking murderer who you found out had connection to the mafia and tell them "hey you're the killer and I have proof." People in this game like to shit on gumshoe for being a dumbfuck but Nick if he wasn't being a nosy ass bitch or yk doing his job you would've been toast.

And then theres turnabout goodbyes. He shows THE MOST DECISIVE EVIDENCE TO THE MURDERER. You might as well have handed him Edgeworth's head in a silver plater my dood. And I get it, its for the suspense for the challenge. BUT UGH ITS NOT EVEN PHOENIX DOING IT HE'S MAKING ME DO HIS DIRTY WORK CUS I HAVE TO MAKE THE CONSCIOUS DECISION TO DO SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID IN PRESENTING THEM THOSE EVIDENCES.

I'm gonna be honest that's the part I'm most upset about because having to figure how to beat their asses without decisive evidence that's fun, I like where the story goes with it. But it's just insulting to me personally that I have to go along with Phoenix's dumbfuckin ass.

Atsushi's fight with Nikolai was definitely the hottest coolest thing Atsushi's ever done