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quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

Quotes

These are my quotes from my quote list

“my father is literally like a worm” -Adelle

“thou bearded one, grant us with thy wisdom” -luke to mr warren

“was your skin white when you were younger?” -Grayson

“walmart is a lawless place” -Mckenna

“i don’t want to die or be your minion, i want to be a good man!” -Grayson

“dude is our grandma gay?” -Asher

"I miss the og Germans, the ones in the 1930-40s" - luke

“iM a LiFeGuArD” -Grayson

“we’ll have to call the lifeguard, the emt’s, foster care…….” -Luca

(in a depressed manner) “welcome to choo choo charles train ride, made of magic and fun” -Grayson

“i want you guys to be safe, calm, and responsible” (in a material girl voice) -Grayson

"I'm not a mother" - luke  (a mother)

“do you like the feeling of my toes on your body?” -Emery

“if this was minecraft, i could drop anvils on you” -Mckenna

“He’s invincible, you dunk him and he comes back up and goes ‘mEoW’” -Asher

“HE PULLED ME OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE WITHOUT A LIFE VEST AND PROCEEDED TO PULL ME UNDER AND CHOKE ME FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES STRAIGHT” -Mckenna

 “If you can’t handle the bait, how will you handle the fish?” -Mckenna

“Asher: how do worms get down the stairs?

Mckenna: Barrel roll barrel roll barrel roll barrel roll barrel roll barrel roll-“

“(on a kayak paddle in the middle of the lake) WE WILL RIDE OUR BROOMS TO MEHICO! EHEHEHEHEHE” -Grayson

“Who’s the better pole dancer?” -Asher

“My butt juices are on the pole, watch out” -Grayson

“I was left in the middle of the lake with a giant Glizzy!” -Mckenna

“isn’t this unicorn abuse?” -Grayson

“so you want to f—- a boy worm” -mason

“i can’t, im locked in a crate” -EJ

“sir, the mexicans are no longer accepting our commands.” -misheard movie (ultraman)

 "I'm spreading my cream" -Mason

“Luca: (serious) I had a dream

Grayson: (singing) ThAt i wOuLd fLy aWaY”

(the sound of my sister yelling and things falling) “i hear them squabbling up there” -Grayson

“I’m using the buildings at ur camp to recreate 9/11” -Luke

“our new state is gentapeide (gent-a-peed)” -Grayson

“i don’t want to get lightning striked by zeus” -Grayson

“fee fi fo fe zeus is a stowaway” -Grayson

“But ur phone case looks rlly edible” -Luke

“kenna, I’m going to smack you across america” -Grayson

“I’ve come up with a good way to get children” -Luke

“when you put it in your mouth it gets really hard” -Luca

“If you don’t stop talking about the pee-nine-ale shaft, imma kill you” -Grayson

“i love him though, no matter how many times he smacks me aggressively and with vigor” -Mckenna

“Dad, what happens when the devil takes over your body? ask siri.” -Grayson

“U could probably get an employee discount at red lobster” -Luke

“Mckenna:Dad, why is Luca taking the same pill as me?

Emery: Because you have the same disease.”

“Are you cheating on me with hitler?” -Mckenna

"I haven't stuck my wiener in the virgins... yet" 

- Mason

 "Guys, the lights are off, let's love ourselves" -Mason

“The bloodthirsty centipedes are back for my toes” -Mckenna

"QUIT STICKING THAT PENCIL UP MY ASS"

Quinten 

Why are your hands covered in cream??? 

-Mason 

If my homie sends a dick pic I already know he's gay - Mason 

“grayson: What does jaundice mean?

Mckenna: babies can get it and it’s when their skin is yellow.

Grayson: Emery, you were a tellatubby?”

“i’m doing deliciously well my friend”

-Ciesil

“Maybe the real rockbridge was the friends we made along the way” -Luke

“I don’t understand womaneese” -Luke

“it’s rlly fun when u cram seven people into one bed, u have to fight to sleep next to ur pookie” -Mckenna

“Hank just plays dead until it’s his time to shine” -Luke

“It’s probably hard to know that your people are going to betray you” -Brynley 

“Mckenna: love is a four letter word.

Luca: so is Luca.

Mckenna: yeah but it’s ironic since nobody loves you.” 

“IM NOT MICROWAVE SAFE THO”

-Mckenna

“I can do it but i can’t use my full force in public” -Grayson

“I can’t be with you anymore. I’m allergic to ugly” -Ryder

“Would you spread your legs and run” -Jamie

“Patience is a virgin”

-Colette

“Isn’t Kentucky in canada? like right under mon tana?” 

-Garret

“im a former crank-ist”

-Mckenna

“If u want the rush then come to my house 😏”

-Luke

“All I remember was me beating a buncha prisoners with a plastic shovel and then drop kicking a raccoon “

-Luke

“Grayson: that was scary, i almost blew up the entire church.

Mckenna: What….

Grayson: yea with my sprite.”

“ما هو علاج حب 🧡 شباب البشرة و الحبوب و الحبوب” 

-Mckenna

“Oh yea my gfs having her 8th child. How old is she? 14. Are they my children? No they just spawn in or smth”

-Luke

“I just killed a guy with a bunch of chairs”

-Luke

“I killed Perry the platypus and now he’s prowling for revenge”

-Luke

“Dude I fucking love tentacles”

-Laurel

“i didn’t even break a tear” 

-Grayson

“The people who have my children are texting me” 

-Magistra Koon

“Good morning Kenna, you were in my nightmare”

-Emery

“Y do the turkeys go gobble gobble but it’s always them who end up being gobble gobbled ):”

-Luke

“when you die, your soul goes into a spaceship and you blast off into space and into heaven, everybody knows that, dUh”

-Grayson

“do you know the gums inside your teeth? like in your mouth? God put guns in your mouth and shot the holes and put your teeth there”

-Grayson

“Luca: you know what would be fun?-

Emery: snapping your neck open and eating all your insides and outsides?”

“can we go to popeyes?” 

-Grayson

“can we go to holiday inn?”

-Grayson

“Father: Kenna? are you going to come up and find some dinner?

Mckenna: are we hunting?”

“Mckenna: if you are lacking proper nutrition, eat your children.

Father: i don’t think so tim.”

“we were standing at the enolla gay, the plane that dropped the bomb at hiroshima. in the cockpit was a fan, and i said it probably gets hot in there. emery said “i wish i had a fan, im on fire right now” and i proceeded to say “you know what else was on fire?” but then i stopped my self and slowly looked at my dad and he gave me a look.”

-Mckenna

“this plane reminds me of you, dad. cus you’re THAT THICK” 

-Emery

“i think i’ve been possessed by amelia airheart”

-Mckenna

“see how many people are in their dumpsters, that’ll answer your question”

-Mckenna

“whip out your meat in the middle of homecoming” 

-Kade

“You’re built like a lincoln log”

-Mckenna

“the hustle and bustle builds the muscle, y’know? cus fighting off warlords is hard”

-Mckenna

“yea, my organs are guns”

-Grayson

“i don’t know about you guys, but im trying to stick my middle finger up with my toes”

-Grayson

“he’s got to open up them hips for childbirth”

-Mckenna

"I swear to god if you pull a satellite out of your back pocket."

-Mckenna

"BITCH U ARE GETO DID U FORGET WHO U ARE???"

-Mckenna

"Why tf do I keep making these weird gulping noises???"

-Laurel

"Yes, I've been going through extreme mood swings lately. Why? JEFFERY DAHMER! Bro is SO FINE, if I was a man, i would go he could take me home with him any day!"

-Mckenna and Laurel

“mannequin rizz”

-Mckenna

“we’re having bondage”

-Laurel

“it’s the beads…… they choke me….”

-Laurel 

"That's not my man that's a pedophile!"

-Mckenna

“Ya’ll better fix the wifi before i commit genocide”

-Mckenna

“i pulled a grandma”

-Mckenna

“Get rid of his hair and he looks like angry birds”

-Mckenna

“Who the heck is covid?”

-Garret

“Benny, i will castrate you”

-Luke

“i turned sixty a few years ago”

-Grayson

“if it’s flammable, you can light it”

-Coach Lacy

“it’s loud and then quiet, that’s how introverts roll. you never know about it because you never experience introvert-ing”

-Grayson

“His brain is the DVD logo and he forms a single thought when it hits the corner”

-Kade

“i feel like a forklift”

-Ezra

“i’m saving up to buy a unicorn”

-Jesse

“i’ve seen people in the streets”

Grayson

"Merry Christmas you FILTHY fucking ANIMAL"

Laurel

“i was born in jeminary”

-Liv

“you’ll be fine, grow up”

-Father 

“AW SON OF A BITCH”

-popo

“what did the little bastard get into now?”

-popo

“Their team just bitch slapped yall”

-Popo

“a ring? oh my gosh, she is marrying her dad”

-Emery

“quotes from popo? oh gosh nothing racist.”

-Mother

“my money said i have to buy a tropical aquarium”

-Grayson

“My skin’s coming off”

-Grayson

“Well I never knew strokes could be so fun”

-Laurel

“i’d like to be a cookie”

-Brynley

“the answer is jesus, because God”

-Lizzy

“Father: who’s the boss?

Grayson: A goat”

“Guys I love spiders you don’t understand”

-Kade

“you’re so lucky you have hair”

-Grayson

“checkers is the most easiest chess game ever”

-Grayson

“like a flesh vest?”

-Kenna

“this looks like a bootlegged big bird”

-Grayson

“Mom: i’ll scratch out your paper.

Emery: why don’t we scratch out his penis”

“mom: what is the longest bone in the human body?

Grayson: your penis”

“can we bring him home to work as our servant”

-Grayson

“(holding knife to my throat) kitty doesn’t need to live anymore”

-Grayson

“middle finger in the privates”

-Grayson

“you should see me in my predator form”

-Grayson

“i think they call me the bomber”

-Grayson

“that’s a bird, not an animal”

-Grayson

“tom riddle, tom shittle”

-Grayson

“THEY’RE IN LOVEEEE- nope never mind that’s a child….”

-Mckenna

“(get hit on the butt) OW MY CHIN”

-Grayson

“my gyatt is cold…. I need somebody to warm them up.”

-Mckenna

“well space is not real”

-grayson

“LIQUIDDD DEATHHHHH!!!!! old people in a CANNNN”

-Mckenna

“That’s not the surgery i asked for”

-Colette

“like, could u not poop your pants and wipe it on me?”

-Grayson

“i want a dead kenna for christmasssss”

-Grayson

“Maddie: Can you confirm that her parents are dead?

Luke: *running his hands into each other and making car crash sounds with a straight face*”

“we don’t need air”

-Grayson

“it’s like if Luca was dating a baby”

-Mother

“They’re old people, all they need is butterscotch and death”

-Grayson

“Mother: What position do you play in baseball?

Grayson: uh… A”

“my body does whatever it wants”

-Grayson

“i cannot be contained within the confines of a cage constructed of only peer pressure and societal built standards created to make us feel like we belong somewhere. 🤷🏻‍♀️”

-Kenna

“CATEGORY FOUR?!! That’s like one below category five!!”

-Grayson

“tall people are infertile”

-Kenna

“Mac and cheese and dumplings are not a breakfast”

-Father

“I’ve seen a deer eat a child”

-Will

“if i am ever in the bathroom when an actual intruder is here, i wont hide, ill just let it rip and scare them away”

-Kenna

“you cough like an ipad kid”

-Tracci

“they had butter in the trenches”

-Garret

“the sea hampsters have shells”

-Garret

“okay, be careful you don’t get it in your nuts”

-Grayson

“one time i had my older brother sit on my face and fart”

-Daiman

“Hahahoho I love hitting people”

-Jamie 

“*watches silently as a giant hotdog eating, soulless lepercon does a victory jig on top of thousands of mustard smothered dead disabled kids*”

-Kenna on a chat

Ryder: “we saw bumblebees reproducting”

Jamie: “did you really? That’s.. that’s science”

Kaden: ”in the air is crazy”

“you’re not basketball”

-Kenna

“i have a bad taste of smell”

-luca

“i don’t control the balls”

-Liv

“Me: Rizz

Father: i’ve got no rizz

Me: then how’d you pull her (points to mother)

Father: Jesus”

“my armpits are lubricating”

-Kenna

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L Lawliet does not have abs he is a scrawny little freak that survives off of frosting and preserved strawberries

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