Sooooo—since Lasko Now Has A Listener Who Is A Water Elemental, Does That Mean We Can Call Lasko And

Real.

Please... im... in... desperate... need... of... castin... fanfictions..... *dies*

"Oh, I could never stay with David!"

"I would definitely break up with David!"

"I don't know how Angel dealt with him!"

"I would not be able to stay with him that long"

Oh! Okay! So you're a dumbass?

Not only is he very financially well off!

But he can also cook!

AND he's got a good dick! (It's big and he knows how to use it and I feel like we don't talk about it enough)

Cuz idk about you but the thought of having amazing sex, getting a home cooked meal for aftercare AND him ordering fancy expensive dessert for me afterwards would make me push through the shitty attitude

But that's just me tho

:)

BA spoilers

Erik needs to add more sex toys into audios because this one was great, also Asher is a good character for this type of audio and I’m happy we got another Asher BA

Why, just why? Man—now I’m crying T^T

Reminder that in "meeting a flirty stranger at the amusement park" Vincent and stranger likely died holding hands

Real

every day of my life i regret admitting where i live

Or alternative tital:

Cunty twink and slutty twink argue over whos daddy's favorate

y'all ever seen those forms where it says

GENDER:

male

female

i hate them

at this point I have gotten to my limit of having to endure misgendering while being closeted to the point where I just tick the female box in all of these forms bc i'm AFAB so it just makes life easier

THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN

GENDERQUEER, NONBINARY, GENDERFLUID, AGENDER AND GNC PEOPLE IN GENERAL SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY

NORMALISE HAVING A THIRD OPTION ON ALL YOUR FORMS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T FIT THE GENDER BINARY

BE IT 'OTHER'

'PREFER NOT TO SAY'

OR EVEN 'ENTER YOUR OWN LABEL'

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

QUEERPHOBES AND TERFS GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS POST UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS POINT TO HEART

ONG ONG

damien whimpering>>

Sam’s new BA for real got me howling at the moon.