I’ll Be Taking Those 40 Bucks Then-

I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.

{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}

SO

I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡

I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀

And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"

And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..

So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?

My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao

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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).

So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls

“ your friends suck”

Shit yk what else I could suck? Or you could I don’t mind😌

PLEASEEE ANY NAME BUT THATTT

WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN???

y'all ever seen those forms where it says

GENDER:

male

female

i hate them

at this point I have gotten to my limit of having to endure misgendering while being closeted to the point where I just tick the female box in all of these forms bc i'm AFAB so it just makes life easier

THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN

GENDERQUEER, NONBINARY, GENDERFLUID, AGENDER AND GNC PEOPLE IN GENERAL SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FEEL THIS WAY

NORMALISE HAVING A THIRD OPTION ON ALL YOUR FORMS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T FIT THE GENDER BINARY

BE IT 'OTHER'

'PREFER NOT TO SAY'

OR EVEN 'ENTER YOUR OWN LABEL'

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

QUEERPHOBES AND TERFS GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS POST UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS POINT TO HEART

So now that porters audio is out—

WHO ELSE LOVES THE ACCENT?? BECAUSE I DO‼️‼️ ERIK ALWAYS DOES A GOOD JOB.

HE FEEDS US WELL AND GOOD.

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

Holy shit I just remembered freelancer was originally supposed to end up with Huxley rather than Gavin.

*Explodes*

REAL

if i ever get teleported to redacted-ville or whatever, best believe the first thing i'm doing is going to wonderworld and busting out an oscar worthy performance. catch me like:

'oh no! i'm gravely injured and stumbling through this...this...abandoned theme park? i am so scared and in need of assistance. in fact, it is quite probable i am on the very brink of death!

if only there was a...i don't know...a five hundred year old, french, vampiric aristocrat around who could suck on my neck sloppy style until i am freed from this mortal coil and made into a bloodsucking creature of the night?

I SAID, 'IF ONLY-'

Alucard/ Adrien vibes✨✨

But FR they look so good!!

The Prince & Duke of the Solaire Clan 🦇

I’m surprised it took me this long to get them out, I especially feel that way about the rest of the designs I have for all the others coming after— just bare with me they’re coming around slowly, but surely.

Small detail: I know Vincent described vampires having silver eyes with a slight tint of crimson, but I went the reversal route just cause crimson with silver undertone faded better lol Also I headcanon vampires don’t have eye shines because obviously they’re undead.

Vincent’s design is based off the lovely @itsdaifuku ‘s. When I was first working on the vamps once I saw her interpretation I couldn’t picture him another way, so credits to her ✨

[Bonus]

Who would I be if I didn’t also include—

The King

Yes, him and Vincent have matching cross earrings.

Erik literally cannot catch a break, and I feel so horrible for him😭 I really hope he keeps faith and that he’ll be able to continue the channel without anymore shit to fuck it up.