More Character/ Listener Headcannons!!!(Zsakuva, Yuurivoice, And Desmond ASMR Edition^^)

REAL

if i ever get teleported to redacted-ville or whatever, best believe the first thing i'm doing is going to wonderworld and busting out an oscar worthy performance. catch me like:

'oh no! i'm gravely injured and stumbling through this...this...abandoned theme park? i am so scared and in need of assistance. in fact, it is quite probable i am on the very brink of death!

if only there was a...i don't know...a five hundred year old, french, vampiric aristocrat around who could suck on my neck sloppy style until i am freed from this mortal coil and made into a bloodsucking creature of the night?

I SAID, 'IF ONLY-'

THEN HOW—

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

Look who I saw at my gym today ya‘ll

Also anybody else low-key sad the impremium(I apologize if I spelt it wrong I am tired at rn)is over-?? Because I high-key loved the series.

SAKU WHEN I CATCH YOU SAKU- SAKU WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU-😭😭

Alex’s audio fucking did something too me, because I empathize so much with the listener in this audio, Alex’s words are like a dagger that just twists and gets shoved deeper and deeper in me it sucks😭😭 I loved it sm

Holy shit I just remembered freelancer was originally supposed to end up with Huxley rather than Gavin.

*Explodes*

GUY AND HONEY BOTH CANONICALLY HAVE FAT ASSES

STOP JDJSJSJSJDJSSJSJSJ

monarchal summit minor spoilers!

call sweetheart alexander hamilton with how they were in the room where it happened 💀

Currently screaming and kicking at the fucking floor. Throwing up, bleeding out, crying, pissing myself—ITS FINALLY HERE AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING HYPEDDDDD AND SCAREDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

EA people we finally got what we wanted lol