Oṁ Namo Bhagavate Narasiṁhāya Namas Tejas-tejase āvir-āvirbhava Vajra-nakha Vajra-daṁṣṭra

fridge mein rasna rakha hai par maa pine nahi degi abhi ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

Pyar mein kuch nahi rakha, jo rakha hai fridge mein rakha hai.

Kanna seriously 🥺

People who see this before May 11th are about to meet their soulmate.

So no one is gonna talk about kamadev being enchanted by Krishna's beauty, hence Krishna getting the name- Madanmohan

Cuz me too kamadev me too-

But seriously, kanna se bolo toh vo pakka kar hi dete hai

Bas thoda satate zarur hai

Krishna be like: aur smaran karo, aur karo, abhi 80 percent hi hua hai, aur smaran karo, mann nahi bhara mera, thoda aur smaran karo 🤪😌 akhir pati hu tumhara, aur karo.

its raining heavily here, like a full blown storm and Obv in India as soon as a drop of water touches the ground and swoosh *lights out!*

So we've been waiting for the electricity to come back like it's been 6 hours or so even our inverter gave up!

My 10 yr old cousin came to me all droopy like "manu didi aap krishna ji se bolo ki woh light le aayein😩" ( ask krishna to restore the power cut) to which I replied " beta maine bol diya na to ulta aur light nahi aayegi coz he likes teasing me especially in circumstances like these👀" (if I told him to do that he probably will cut out the power for even longer)

Then I said "why don't you pray to him with a pure heart, ask your brother in law krishna ji- please light waapis le aao na jijaji 🥺" {we have this insider funny custom that my cousins & sibling call krishna "jijaji" lol}

And with his sweetest 10 yr ol kid's pure voice my cousin prayed to him the exact same line "please light waapis le aao na jijaji😭" and

I. KID. YOU. NOT

the moment he said that

*bling* we have the electricity, the whole town has electricity as soon as he uttered the words 👁️👄👁️

We (my whole family) were utterly speechless and just laughing at "all that Manu is doing, isn't a joke anymore 🫢"

Its still raining but there's no problem related to power cut anymore, thanks to mere bhai ke jijaji 🛐

My cousin said I'm gonna do this every day for legit every thing now so all the best krishna now that you have to arrange those video games his father has been delaying him for lmaoo

Vishnu, after knowing someone's got a very funny boon: READ YOUR CONTRACT FOLKS AND DON’T GET SCAMMED BUT IF YOU’RE A DEMON BE SURE AS HELL BITCH I’M GONNA LOOPHOLE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

TAK TAK TAK TAK

*jumphugs*

BETU *catches you*

When Kumbhakaran enters a sleeping competition but his opponent is a secular hindu in bharat

I wish gopiya dekhti toh kya hota lmao

Krishna’s shenanigans

(ab toh maiiya se bachne ka no chance)

<Vasants version>

REMEMBER US PLANNING THE ASHTA SAKHIS AS MIRACULOUS SHOW INSPIRED SUPERHEROES

YES. SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN?!

AWMAHGOSH

Pehle toh

THE LAST LINE AAAAAA

Also

Awwwwieeee. Dekho kanna mujhe tons of kisses mil gaye 😂😂

Sweetest jijii

Oo jiji, kya kehke unko bulaoge dulha banke jo aayenge

🤪

*runs before manu di throws tomato* KANNA BACHAO

I WILL NEVER throw tomato at you rancho 🥺

You are so sweet the only thing I'd love to throw at you would be tons of flying kisses ;)

And yess one of my delulu kinda thots included someone to ask me this so thankyouuu TOT

Coz ae ji o ji hum na kahenge hum to aansuon ke saath blabber karenge "please prabhu take me with you RIGHT.NOW coz I can't no mo"