GenZ Janak

Bachpan yaad aagaya

Vaise abhi kaunsa pacchpan ki hu main

Ever think about these two?

Yes I'm Kshatriya, because I fight for my country. Not fight with my country

Yes I'm Brahmin, because I learn and preach about my country and the martyrs. Not preach against my country.

Yes I'm Vaishya, because main apne desh ki growth ke liye sauda karta hu. Apne desh ka sauda nahi karta.

Yes I'm Shudra. Because main apni desh ko serve karta hu. Desh drohi ko nahi karta.

... Why I imagined it as

Krishna in his narayan sleep position and: Devi, battle now with naraka, I'm too tired. Garuda, get popcorn. I've enough energy to chew. Bye my love.

Satya maa: bombastic sideeyes

I'm crazy

TAK TAK TAK TAK

*jumphugs*

BETU *catches you*

HAIIIIII OMG OMG

is this kind of dms?!

Hanuman ji be like : bahut hogya aaram Ab hoga kaam

BOLO JAI SHRI RAM

When Kumbhakaran enters a sleeping competition but his opponent is a secular hindu in bharat

None is gonna hate you, at least not a sensible one.

Cuz reason is so obv

bhai bol lo mujhe hater ya kuch bhi, but i hate pakistan with all my soul.

we attacked the terrorist basecamps, so that minimal harm is done to the innocent civilians and all they are doing is targeting the innocent civilians.

“ ... ॐ हनु हनु हनु हनु हनुमन्त हठीले।

बैरिहिं मारू बज्र की कीले॥

गदा बज्र लै बैरिहिं मारो।

महाराज प्रभु दास उबारो॥ ... ”

Lines which came in my mind after reading this

Hanuman ji, aapki avashyakta hai

"May Lord Hanuman bless our Indian army with safety and grant them victory."