BatCat!Bro: So There’s This Cognitive Dissonance Between Her Actual And Ideal Self Which Causes Her

BatCat!Bro: So there’s this cognitive dissonance between her actual and ideal self which causes her to be practically dysfunctional. Of course, i’m no psychologist.

Jason: No, you’re a nitwit. How come you know those words?

Tim: Jason, come on, it’s not nice calling him a nitwit… But since the cats out of the bag, how do you know those words?

BatCat!Bro: I guess it’s from reading the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology. Mom had it at home, she got it from a friend.

Jason: I’m sorry but i refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal.

BatCat!Bro: Believe what you want, see if i care… *Gets up and walks away while saying angrily* Hypersexual bitch…

Jason and Tim: *Chokes on drinks*

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3 weeks ago

We are living among the rubble..and we need your help.War took everything from us our safety, our home, our peace.

We Are Living Among The Rubble..and We Need Your Help.War Took Everything From Us Our Safety, Our Home,

Now, my wife and I, along with our three children Qusai (7), Eileen (5), and Hisham (2.5) are living in the ruins of our destroyed house.

We Are Living Among The Rubble..and We Need Your Help.War Took Everything From Us Our Safety, Our Home,

We have no safe place to go. Renting is impossible due to the sky high prices. Even food and water have become a luxury we can barely afford.Every day is a fight for survival. But we haven’t lost hope.

Every small donation no matter how little means the world to us.It helps feed my children. It helps us hold on.

It tells us we are not alone.

If you’ve read this far, please consider being a light in our darkness.

Your support, your kindness, your prayers—they mean more than you know.

Please help us stay alive. Help us give our children a chance.

Donate here

Donate to Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive , organized by Shorouq Eldrimly
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I am Shorouq, a mother of three children: Qusai, 7 years old, Eil… Shorouq Eldrimly needs your support for Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals fo
3 weeks ago

Hello my friend,

I am Ahmed from Gaza, a father of a little girl. Our family has suffered greatly because of the war, as we lost our entire home, and found ourselves homeless.

This ordeal has made us in dire need of your generous support to be able to get out of this difficult situation and rebuild our lives again.

Every help, no matter how small, can make a huge difference to us, and restore hope to my little girl and to all of us.

https://gofund.me/665fbb6c

Verified by bees and watermelons , Gazavetter and Bilal Saleh

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your generosity and kindness.

Don't have money so shared pinned post


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1 month ago

For dogs I can imagine biohazard as a scared up pitbull looking all mean and scary but being the sweetest thing ever, alpha as like a German shepherd or wolf dog, and beta a Chihuahua or some sort of purse dog. For cats I imagine biohazard as a black cat everyone thinks he's bad but he's just a sweet baby or a Maine coon all big and intimidating but absolutely a sweetheart, alpha as an Siamese cat or a Bengal, for beta I could see them as a cheetah technically a predator but absolutely too shy and anxious to actually hurt anyone. Can you imagine them all turned into cats though, beta would probably cry or hide being so small

Kitty

Kitty

I lied, I'm not done with Beta yet

I always imagined him as a puppy but kitty works too

(maybe Biohazard and Alpha as cats later)

1 month ago

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

1 year ago

6th place holy shit

2023 list of luckiest to unluckiest birthdays

2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2023 List Of Luckiest To Unluckiest Birthdays
2 months ago
We Should Be Fine As Long As We Do Not Reblog Bread.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

3 weeks ago

We lost everything... but we still believe in kindness.

Today, you can be part of our story.

Please donate—even £10 can help us find a home, get medicine for my father, and rebuild a future.

Be one of the first to stand with us. Your support means more than you can imagine.🙏🏼✨

🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉

gofund.me/5cdd060e

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.❤️‍🩹

I Have no money, but reblogged your pin to spread the word

3 weeks ago

My dear friend, 🌹

Welcome, I hope you are well. 🙏

I am writing to kindly ask for your support in reblogging my pinned post on my page❤🙏.

My name is Inas Imad from Gaza, and I am married and also pregnant with my first child. I may lose my child due to extreme hunger and the lack of medicine.

The situation is very dangerous in Gaza

In short, there are no minimum necessities for human life here. The situation is catastrophic and devastates humanity. Famine is intensifying, poverty is intensifying, goods are running out, and the danger of bombing is all around us.😟

I appeal to you and seek your help to share our story and our suffering through your pages, and to provide us with support and concern.🙏

My fetus is in danger and I need medications and needles to complete my pregnancy،This is my first child after three years of trying to get pregnant😭😭

Thank you very much.

Inas Imad from Gaza

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #425 )✅️🇵🇸🇵🇸

Campaign link🔗⬇️

https://gofund.me/ba6c3d2b

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1 year ago

⚠️high volume warning

This is a silly little animatic I made a awhile ago, I’ve always wondered what the vestiges did when they were not being plot-relevant.

Sitting inside the endless void has got to be a little boring at times.

(The audio is from TheOdd1sOut)

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