Dick: Hey, Jas- why the hell are you wearing a bucket hat indoors?
Jason, who wanted to copy his big brother's mullet but accidentally lopped too much hair off: Hey, bucket hats are cool, okay?!
Dick: Alright...?
Jason: 'Sup, Ti- why are you wearing a hat indoors?
Tim, who thought Jason's white stripe was cool and tried to imitate it but accidentally bleached way too much hair: Hats are really cool, Jason
Jason: *realises* oh. Oh my god...
Tim: Hey, brat, did you- uh, why are you wearing a hat at dinner?
Damian, who secretly thinks Tim's eyebrow notch is cool and tried to copy it but accidentally shaved off half an eyebrow: Because hats are cool, idiot
Tim: *softly* oh. I get it now...
one day at a time, buddy
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The fentons go to gothem
The fentons know dannys phantom and accept him, in the aftermath and guilt of hunting their own son the fentons decide to go on a trip
To where...
TO GOTHEM
But their the only ones who arent scared of the rouge gallery, please danny has a rouge gallery too and has been hunted by the government daily gothem is nothing.
So the fentons just do what ever they want?
There's a robbery at the store their in?too bad their is a sale and if a walking fortress isent present your not getting them out. They dont even stop shopping, the robbers see 2 teenagers just casually shopping, go to confront them, but they dont get far because the second they step 3 feet away from them the 5.2 walking stick of a teenager just kicked them in the face so hard they get knocked out, and continues just shopping.
They get caught in a fear gass attack? Jazz is going to phyco-analyse the crap out of scarecrow from 30 feet away and go on a rant about the ethical ramifications of fear gas.
The joker tries to involve these 2 kids in a hostages situation? Nope, danny didn't so much as let him within 20 feet of jazz before grabbing a metal pipe and going to town on him. Now when ever this kid sees him he just grabs the closes thing to beat him up with and tackles him.
He's jasons new favourite and is trying to help bruse adopt these 2.
When BAM a walking tank comes barging through followed buy a woman parcor-ing her way inside, both in jumpsuits.
What they dont expect is for the most intimidating man they've ever seen to burst into tears, saying about how they might not be the best parents but they do love them, dont take them away ect;
They also didn't expect the woman to pull out a freaking buzuka and start yelling about how those were her children, how dare you make her husband cry ect;
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Danny the type of guy to pick a fight with guys twice his size and then turn around to make fun of them if they try to fight a guy as small as him
He will also fight insane people and just mock them for the insanity
He and the joker fight? Bohoo little clown man thinking crazy laugh is scary oh boohoo
Scarecrow? Makes fun of him for being defeated by gas masks, does he get injected? Yes. Does he simply stop his blood flow? Also yes
Scarecrow gets close to tears
It comes to a head when Batman tries to corner him and Danny busts out the good ol "big guy so scary until someone swings a crowbar" which then you can hear Nightwings scandalized gasp, red robins stifled laughter and red hood telling red Robin of for the laughter in the background
All of this as fenton, just some 5'5 guy build like a shrimp
Dinner time fellas
I worked very hard on this
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Dick: On your knees for Daddy.
Oracle Y/n: *struggles to get out of wheelchair*
Dick: That's right. You Crippled Bitch
Oracle Y/n: I'm your dirty little vegetable
just random things I find none of it belongs to me age:20. if you ask me things I might send long answers or simple small things. I get anxious and don't want to be seen as rude or annoying sending too much or too little
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