Can He Sit On Your Dash For A Minute?? He'll Be Very Polite :]

You’re a knight with a small pet dragon you raised from birth. They can translate what other dragons say. Instead of slaying another dragon for the princess, you attempt to settle this diplomatically.

Aint no way indeed

I trust them!!

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

Even now the smoke still stings my eyes a bit

Genuinely considering writing that last au hm hm hm theres such fun hurt/comfort potential also its really funny to have techno go through a process of going from “i will protect the king and queen with my life” to “if they try to throw themselves into battle yet again i swear to FUCKING GOD-“

doing birb thing

Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

Is that Philza Minecraft??! :'0

“No, no. Trust me; it works. Humans love to take care of pregnant and baby things. I’ve even seen them adopt things they eat!” “What about things that eat them?” “Oh, humans like those best of all! So just go up and act weak, they’ll take care of the rest.”

thank you to hoffen for reminding me how good aviator scar is