Thought It Fitting My First Ever YouTube Video Was On The Topic Of My Current Hyperfixation

Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.

Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.

Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.

Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”

Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.

Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!

Nancy: Oh my god…

Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.

Nancy: Rob…

J-

Ju-

*Jake Peralta voice*

JUUDDYYY!!!!!

A little Jane Doe edit I made cus this song suits her so damn well.

Steve, trying to flirt: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Eddie: …My eyes are brown.

Ocean: Mischa and I? We’re friends with benefits

Mischa; Benefits including, someone to talk to, video game partners, sometimes she’ll do back up vocals in my music, and I can reach all the tall shelves for her.

Noel: *Tells Ocean what ‘friends with benefits’ really means*

Ocean, horrified: Oh my god, WE ARE NOT THAT!!!

(Mischa and Ocean are besties, pass it on)

Steve and Nancy talking to Robin, Eddie and the kids: I am at a loss for words.

Robin: Despite being at a loss for words, they both continued to yell ut us for the next 45 minutes.

(Steve’s passed out again)

Dustin: We gotta get him to a hospital now!

Max: Then I should drive

Mike: Why you?

Max: Because I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

(Cut to)

Everyone, including a now awake Steve: *SCREAMING*

Constance: Hey let me see what you have

Jane/Penny: A KNIFE!

Constance and Mischa in sync: NO!!!

Ocean: Omg, why does she have a knife???

Eddie: Aww, these pens are so cute.

Steve: Eds, that’s gay…

Eddie: …Steve we’ve been dating for-