Please Can We Do Inbox Trick-or-treating This Year. Can We Make That A Thing On Tumblr. Please Please

big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.

Foggy’s gotten pretty decent at naming which red-themed vigilante is coming through his window in the middle of the night without even opening his eyes: Matt tries to be quiet so he doesn’t wake him up, Deadpool is talking before he even gets the window open and Peter knocks like a goddamn decent human being.

“Come in!” he yells, deciding that he won’t get out of bed until he knows if there’s an emergency or Peter just wants to raid his first aid kit and fridge.

“Sorry, Mr. Nelson,” Peter says, climbing inside and dropping lightly to the floor. “I know it’s late but I had a question.”

“Shoot, Spiderboy,” Foggy says, sitting up to see Peter lingering awkwardly close by in full Spiderman gear and oversized hoodie, backpack slung over one shoulder.

“It’s just that Mr. Murdock said that you might be willing to look over one of my essays,” Peter says, “but I kind of got distracted doing, y’know--” Peter makes a vague punching motion with a soft pow sound. “--and it’s kind of due tomorrow morning.”

“Oh my god,” Foggy says, sighing and pushing aside his sheets to get out of bed. “This is actually the least stressful thing one of you weirdos has ever asked me to do. What’s your essay about?”

“Macbeth.”

“Y’know, Matt was an English major,” Foggy says, huffing out a laugh and finding a sweatshirt to pull on before he turns on the lights. “You should probably be offended that he passed you off on me.”

“What was your major?” Peter asks.

“Business,” Foggy says. “Did I ever tell you about how my mom wanted me to be a butcher?”

“You have,” Peter says, dutifully, sitting his backpack on the floor and digging through it, “but you can tell me again, if you want.”

“You’re a good kid,” Foggy says, taking the essay when Peter finds it and hands it to him. “There’s leftovers in the fridge. Go eat while I check this bad boy out.”

"You're my hero," Peter says, fervently.

Foggy's never been called that before.

He doesn't hate it.

I could look at the flavor text and art of random magic cards for hours on end

Flavor Text Highlights - Magic 2020

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Cool - Show of Valor

“As the knight struggled to stand, his squire took up his blade. The foe advanced not a single step.” —Krinnea, Siege of the Bone Spire

Funny - Pattern Matcher

“Good! Now put it with the other widdle bunnies.” —Sargis Haz, artificer

Worldbuilding - The Lament for Bala Ged Cycle

“Yarok grieves within the waste Of Bala Ged’s corrupted land.”

“Yarok’s waters rush and rage Where armies bled into the sand.”

“Yarok’s nightmares lurk and wait Where dark despair is near at hand.”

“Grief and rage and nightmares fade Where hope and comfort make their stand.” —Lament for Bala Ged

Emotional - Tale's End

“When you are gone, will anyone remember your story?” —Unknown

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kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys