A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."
HE CAN BE FATIGUED.
HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.
HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.
BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.
AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?
MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.
AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.
AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.
🗡️
(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
yet another drawing that I didn't post on tumblr (because I did not have a Tumblr account in 2014)!
I was OBSESSED with FMA when I was a kid!
The truth is finally revealed…
The time of year where I listen to Burning Down the House for an hour straight
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF + CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS
Kind of crabby. Not sure why
Huge win for the Jiminy Cricket fans
I know nothing about my little pony other than a friend told me that Weird Al plays a character named Cheese Sandwich. Since this is the very extent of my knowledge, I have so, so many questions about what is going on here, and knowing just adds more of them
Ok NOW this might be the last one 🤣