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So proud of Shane, Ryan and Steven from @wearewatcher!! Drew this after watching their latest BTS video. They feed the masses so well <3
When I reached 1000 followers I put up a poll for what people wanted me to do to celebrate and the top two options (separated by less than one percent) were between doing nothing and just continue to do my regularly scheduled posting and doing a fun little one shot. Which I told people to put their suggestion in the comments. The only one to actually do that was @artiststarme who requested a pining Eddie and an oblivious Steve. I got half of that LOL! I have an actively wooing Eddie and an oblivious Steve. So I hope you like it anyway.
There is no set posting schedule on this one. I will be putting it out when possible as it’s still a WIP.
Summary: After Vecna Max is having trouble convincing Lucas to date her again so she turns to the one member of the party who is dating a jock: Eddie Munson. He breaks down his tips for dating an oblivious jock. Bold = the guide. Italicized = their conversation. Standard = examples Eddie is giving Max for each step.
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Otayuri week day 2: "Oh. OH."
"Inevitability" 🔞 post canon otayuri AU. Check tags.
archiveofourown.org/works/16613249
@otayuriweek22 @otayuriweek
1. i was fixed on your hand of gold by intothefirewego
“My father wishes to host a dinner for Lady Mithian and her father. They have arranged a marriage.” Arthur’s mouth barely moved. Merlin’s body ran hot. Then cold.
And then, nothing.
It was always going to happen. Merlin knew it was always going to happen, but the sudden, agonizing reminder almost brought Merlin to his knees.
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Regency Era!AU
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the emotional damage this fic gave me is insane
2. Sticks and Stones by schweet_heart
When Arthur breaks his wrist on the day before an important tournament, it falls to Merlin to tend to him while Gaius is away, and he can only hope that his ridiculous attraction to the prat will go unnoticed. (Un)fortunately for him, however, Arthur has other plans; plans which apparently involve driving Merlin crazy, and possibly even conquering his heart.
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pining and oblivious is how i like my merlins
3. The Substitute by Clea2011
Merlin gets the evening off, and makes good use of Arthur’s absence. Unfortunately, Arthur comes back early.
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i– i suffered
Same, It's a miracle I'm not dead yet lol
I die a little everytime a pornbot follows me
I like to think combat training for these two became more complicated as they got older, if you know what I mean
I colored the last one first and then lowered my standards. give it up for 10yo ambrosius and his glaringly yellow shirt
Title: The Bullet that Carved My Name
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Death, gun violance, murder, blood/gore
Fandom: Death and Martha, and Hell's Belles (TikTok's Flickerspark and Sea Ya Out There)
Summery: You die at the hand of your father and learn to love yourself in the afterlife, where Lily, Sharkie, Penny, and the Hellp Desk Gang take you into their adopted family.
Chapter Summery: Bex meets Death who tries to convince her to go to her paradise, but Bex decides Hell is a better option.
Listen - I don't own anything, ok? I don't even own the laptop I'm writing this on or myself (I'm in a lot of dept). But I don't approve of anyone taking this and posting it somewhere else. This is my work and I've worked hard on it. It isn't Beta'd or Proof Read so I guess you could say the onlything I do own are the mistakes in this. I've taken A LOT from my personal life and put it into this story. Please be kind. And if anyone wants to Beta it, I would love that! Just message me and let me know!
So - is this really how I died? I always thought I would die in a car crash or of old age. Maybe by an active shooter - I did live in America, after all. But seriously? This?
“Bex?”
I looked up at Death and frowned. The female-presenting gothic looking person who had shown up to take me to my afterlife was staring at me concerned. I couldn’t blame them, after all. I was looking… well, crazed.
“He really did it, didn’t he?” I asked, looking back at Death. “He really killed me…?” I still couldn’t believe it.
“Yeah… he did.” Death confirmed.
I looked back down at my mortal body, laying on my parents’ floor, blood slowly soaking into the hardwood floors. I had always known my father was unstable. I had always known that he had a temper. But I didn’t think he was ever actually capable of pulling the trigger.
Until now.
I honestly wasn’t even sure why I didn’t believe him. I know I’d go to bed some days afraid that he really would shoot everyone like he said. But I also knew he was a narcissist and willing to say anything to get attention, which is exactly what he always got after screaming at my mother and I about stupid shit.
Today it was about how no one wanted to help him around the house. I was working, my mom was busy, and he decided he wanted to do something. I don’t even know what it was, I just know that I was in the middle of work when he lost his mind and started screaming profanities and throwing things around the house.
I had rolled my eyes at him when he said he felt like he could kill everyone because I didn’t believe him. But now… the proof was right before my eyes.
“So where do I go now?” I asked, looking around the intermension before I see the sign for Hell.
“Ah. Never mind. I know where I go now.” I suppose my parents were probably right. Leaving the Catholic Church was definitely the wrong move. And honestly, if God really was that evil, I’d rather be in Hell. “Thanks for coming to get me, but I’ll be on my way now.”
“Now wait a minute! Martha will be very upset with me if I let another soul go alone!” Death cried.
“...another?” I asked, raising an eyebrow at the goth, amused.
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
Chuckling, I shook my head and headed to the stairs. “You can tell Martha I’m alright. After all, Hell’s gotta be better than whatever the Catholic God claims Heaven is.”
“Well that’s rather rude. The Catholic God runs a … very interesting heaven. But I don’t think you belong to Hell. You were a pretty good person from what I’ve read in your file.”
“Thank you, but if Hell is real, then clearly my parents were right.”
“That’s not really how this whole afterlife works. What did you believe in?” Death asked,
I snorted. “Believe in? Honey, I don’t think I believe in anything, really.”
“Well, you could be a ghost. Or reincarnate-”
“Reincarnate!? In this world!? Fuck that!” I cried, “This world is fucked! It’s about to implode! No, I’ll go to Hell. Thanks,” I smiled and waved, turning to the stairs and descending, ignoring Death’s cries for me to stop.
Chapter Two