In This Picture It Seems That Boorman Has Just Officiated A Double Wedding!

Incorrect RTC quotes: ship edition except its actually just nischa with one spacedolls/starsheep quote bc i prefer them as a qpr so i didnt see most of the quotes fitting </3

Noel: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Mischa: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Noel: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Constance, on a walkie talkie: This is Constance, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Noel, throwing his head into Mischa's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Mischa, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Mischa: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Noel: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Mischa: Oh well— ...Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Noel: Is it working?

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Ricky: Hey, Mischa, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Mischa: Yeah.

Ricky: And you, Noel?

Noel: Umm... yes?

Ricky: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Noel: Did they just–

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Constance: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?

Mischa: *raises hand*

Noel: *puts his hand down*

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Mischa: *angrily presses Noel against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Noel: ...

Noel: Are we about to kiss-

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Noel: That was so hot, Mischa.

Mischa: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Noel: I'm so in love with you.

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*Mischa and Noel are in Paris.*

Mischa: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Noel: But...

Mischa: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Noel: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Mischa: Yeah.

Noel: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Mischa: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Noel: Okay, alright.

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Noel: The stars are so beautiful...

Mischa: They're just giant balls of gas.

Noel: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then—

Mischa: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Noel: Oh...

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Mischa: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Noel: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Mischa: But you're always acting stupid?

Noel: ...

Noel: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Noel: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mischa: I wrote you a poem.

Noel, already crying: You did?

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Mischa: Bro—

Noel: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Noel: We were literally making out just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Ocean: Why are Penny and Ricky sitting with their backs to each other?

Constance: They had a fight.

Ocean: Then why are they holding hands?

Constance: They get sad when they fight.

Arthur, blushing: Merlin, this Sigil of my mother is for you!

Merlin: Aww, thank you!

Arthur, nervous: You know what that means?

Merlin: Yeah, sure!

Arthur, euphoric: Great! So-!

Merlin: Another one for my collection!

Arthur, confused: Your- what?

Merlin: My collection of sigils! From various lords or ladies, one knight and about three princesses or princes from neighbouring kingdoms!

Arthur:

Arthur: Ah.

Merlin: One or two of them said it would grant me immunity in their kingdom should I ever have to run from this one!

Arthur:

Merlin: Most nobles really aren’t as bad as I thought they would be!

Arthur:

Merlin: But you are setting the bar very low to begin with!

Arthur: I’ll take that back!

Merlin: What!? No!! My collection!

Arthur: And I want a list of anyone who gave you theirs!

“You’re the kind of soul anyone would be lucky to be with, and you don’t even know it, the great ones never do.”

— Adrian Michael

Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Idiot

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HE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

@camilleverreault​ created this because I was crying over this gif and we should preach her for that

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

finishing up old wips :D 

merthur but like ???? a coming of age film ?? they’re teenagers ?? idk ??

#whipped 💗

Literally tho

Me consuming any type of media eversince joining this hellsite (affectionate)