I Agree With This Wholeheartedly

List of answers to “so why are you avoiding me?”

“Because every time I see you, all I can think about is kissing you and I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about that.”

“Because I think I might like you and that thought in and of itself terrifies me.”

“Because you’ve got me feeling some type of way and I really, really hate it and I wish that feeling would just leave me alone.”

“Because I feel like I can’t be myself around you anymore.”

“Because I don’t want to do anything I’d end up regretting because I couldn’t control myself…”

“Because I don’t want to say something I’m gonna regret.”

“Because you drive me fucking insane.”

“Because I’m worried I might end up committing murder if I keep hanging around you.” 

“I’m not avoiding you. Who says I’m avoiding you?” 

“You’re the one avoiding me.” 

“Because I feel like you like me and that makes me uncomfortable.” 

“I wouldn’t be here entertaining you if I was avoiding you.”

Okay but mechanic Eddie “stuck” in Hawkins because he maybe celebrated graduation a little TOO hard and maybe ended up with a baby he didn’t intend to have and Wayne is free child care 75% of the time and the other 25% of the time he just brings his little girl to work with him because the receptionist absolutely loves her and loves Eddie and the boss knows he’s a hard worker so he lets him take frequent breaks to check on her

And then one day Steve “finally left Hawkins” Harrington shows up with a smoking engine and a dead battery and Eddie jokes that this is the worst state he’s ever seen a car in that wasn’t in an accident and Steve just blushes and says he “kind of forgot to take care of her” while he was living with Robin in the city since he never drove her so she barely survived the trip to Hawkins to visit the kids

And then Steve sees his daughter and he LOSES IT because Steve LOVES babies so he obviously holds her and talks to her and plays with her and dances around the waiting room with her while Eddie tries to fix what he can

But Eddie keeps getting distracted by them and shocks himself when he tries to jumpstart the car and it leaves a small burn on his hand that of course makes all the guys tease him and Steve immediately hears his yell and comes running with the baby and he holds her on his hip while he looks at the burn on Eddie’s hand and Eddie just watches him

You know the look, the one where someone is in awe but feels stupid about it, that one

Steve doesn’t notice but everyone else does, including his not even one year old daughter, who keeps smacking Steve in the cheek (he’s a good sport about it and keeps laughing when she smiles at him) and calling him mama even though she’s never had any reason to even learn that word and Steve just smiles at her, doesn’t correct her or stop her

And Eddie kind of has no idea what’s happening because sure, he had a crush on Steve in high school (who didn’t), and even after the demobats when he visited him in the hospital almost every day (who wouldn’t), and maybe even a little bit when he took a woman home with him who probably didn’t even care enough about him to know how proud he was of himself for graduating and got a baby out of it, but now it’s still there and it’s worse and he doesn’t know what to do because Steve lives in Chicago with Robin and Eddie can’t LEAVE

mormon kids under the age of 18 being told their church is a cult

mormons 18-24 after they go through their endowment ceremony and receive their new name and secret clothing and learn the secret handshakes and passwords and realize everyone around them has been secretly doing this the whole time and now theyre going to be sent away from their family for 2 years where they will literally not be allowed to be alone for 1 second of the day except to go to the bathroom and they have no idea how to get out of what they just got into

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more of these two, I have no off button atm.

buzzfeed unsolved but make it steddie

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

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Screw it! Cuddles with the ferrofluid boys!!

Me trying to do my everyday tasks while my brain randomly reminds me of @naffeclipse's sweet cryptid boys: