rare vent art from a few months ago
Noel: Mischa kissed me!
Penny: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Noel: It was unbelievable!
Penny: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Ocean: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Penny, get the wine and unplug the phone. Noel, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Noel: Oh, it ended very well.
Penny: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Ocean: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Noel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Ocean: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Noel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Penny and Ocean: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Mischa eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Ricky: Tongue?
Mischa: Yeah.
Constance: Cool.
WTF
love that ryan shane and steven dont have active public accounts on tumblr, so either we are here with tumblr user wearewatcher as a babysitter, or they are lurking. stalking.
Marks and Rec: Misc #2483
Thanks for hanging out in 2022~ See you next year! <3 (Dialogue from Rent.)
If I hadn't already figured it out a long time ago, these 8 seconds alone of Kit glaring at Elora would have been a huuuuge awakening for me...!
There's just SO much going on here - it's pretty much a damn near perfect film-making cocktail of a sequence.
The lighting, the colour choices, the cinematography, the water, the editing, the music, the way the music kicks in, the backdrop, the breeze dancing through her hair, the tension, the insane level of effortless intensity washing over her face.
I mean, just look at this.....!!!
Then, the "Come with me" to Jade without altering her stare for a second. And then, I mean, just everything else that follows.
Ugh, it's just so, so good!
And because it really deserves to be enjoyed with sound, here's a full 45 seconds cut in all its glory:
One hour in:
Two hours in:
Three hours in:
Four hours in:
Five hours in:
Six hours in:
Seven hours in:
Bonus:
[Steddie textpost]
Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Idiot
coming to some realizations over breakfast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(a sequel to this comic)
Yurio ABSOLUTELY got lectured by almost everyone after his exhibition skate
Like cue Yakov’s yelling while Yurio just sips on his slushie
Mila throwing Yurio over her shoulder saying how the little ice kitty is all grown up now while Georgi wails about true love and Anya in the background
Victor very enthusiastically giving Yurio the birds and the bees talk ‘or in this case it would be the birds and the birds right? Bees and the bees? maybe Yuuri and I should just demonstrate’
Otabek thinking he’s being glared at by Yuuri, and when he finally has the courage to bring it up, Yuuri puts on his best Russian accent, goes into ‘Eros’ mode and says ‘if you hurt our Yuratchka, I’ll turn you into Borsch’… Otabek looking like he now needs a fresh pair of underwear and Yuuri laughing and telling him he’s just kidding, in reality he’s squinting because he can’t see without his glasses.
“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.” “We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me... Didn’t you?
NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022